What with this town and little girls? If it all ain't little girls cryin' on the radio, it little bitches all screaming on TV. This town oughta get it through that Old Gregg care about more then just little girls and what shit they do ( Read more... )

[Phone]

Old Gregg don't know who this "Theo" motherlicker is, but whoever you are? Old Gregg accept your apology, sweety. Mm-hm. Old Gregg like the gift you give him too. You the kinda man Old Gregg likes.

[Action][During the day, Old Gregg will be going around town completely unaware of the chaos that's occurring. In one arm he has a stack of ( Read more... )

Fuck Santa Claus. Old Gregg ain't afraid of no old fat man what can't think of a better color scheme then red and white. Hookin' them old reindeer up to some dumbass sleigh. Ain't no way you treat no deer. They too fine a group of creatures do that shit too ( Read more... )

[Snow and winter are foreign things to Gregg. Most of the time, he kept his ass in his comfy old cave back home so he didn't have to put up with that bullshit much. But it looks like he ain't gonna be able to avoid it, so it looks like he'll have to brave the cold wintery fields of Mayfield today. There are several things you can find the psychotic ( Read more... )

Old Gregg don't know what you all hollerin' about. These turkeys fine. Old Gregg like the touch of the turkey heads too, yes sir. Ain't had a meal this good in awhile.

[Old Gregg got one of the turkeys filled with severed turkey heads, as is enjoying it thoroughly. As you can tell by the crunching sounds over the phone.]

[Today is the day you see a great sight, citizens ( Read more... )

Old Gregg don't like this shit, with all these suit men. No sir. We oughta tell someone we ain't gonna put up with this. Old Gregg gettin' fed up with this town: if it ain't bad music, it's a bunch of crazy lookin' motherlickers paradin' in the street ( Read more... )

Old Gregg don't get it. What that music box bein' all weepy and such like? Old Gregg knew radio and music wasn't so hot in the 50s, yes sir, but he didn't know it was this bad.

We oughta ask them to put proper music on, 'stead of this shit.

It the witching season. Old Gregg oughta not have to tell you what that means, but he gonna tell you anyway ( Read more... )

What wrong with you people, all judgin' and bein' down on a party? First Old Gregg talk to some rude girl a week back who discriminate against him and don't let Old Gregg go to her party, now all you talkin' bad 'bout these nice folk and they wantin' to throw a party. Well Old Gregg not gonna let you ruin no parties, no sir. Old Gregg gonna enjoy ( Read more... )