15th Shoe of Baileys - Phone

[shoeofbaileys]

Fuck Santa Claus. Old Gregg ain't afraid of no old fat man what can't think of a better color scheme then red and white. Hookin' them old reindeer up to some dumbass sleigh. Ain't no way you treat no deer. They too fine a group of creatures do that shit too

Comments

[canhaspasta]

Ummm....is Mr. Santa Claus dangerous?

[He's confused now, before everyone had been treating this Santa person like his visit would be a good thing.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't know if that old fat man dangerous. But Old Gregg know he ain't got no sense of fashion, no sir.

[canhaspasta]

He does dress very strange. But I heard he was going to bring all of us presents!

[shoeofbaileys]

He lyin'. He only bring some folks present, discriminate against all the rest. Don't give Old Gregg no presents, no sir.

1/3

[shoeofbaileys]

[Oh. Oh Abel, you didn't....]

I'M

2/3

[shoeofbaileys]

OLD

[shoeofbaileys]

GREGG!!

[kihihi_witch]

No one cares who you are, idiot.

[shoeofbaileys]

Yeah? Then why you talk to Old Gregg?

Cause you care. Even if yous a dumb little witch, you care.

[kihihi_witch]

I merely felt like pointing out how idiotic you sound when you speak.

And it's unfortunate that Santa doesn't even consider you human enough to be on the naughty list.

[shoeofbaileys]

Santa not gonna consider you human when Old Gregg tear all your little girl hair out to make himself a wig and sucks your eyeballs out with his old mouth.

Not gonna be askin' for a pony that year. You gonna be askin' for new hair and eyes.

[hispalette]

[wait, what?]

...Okay?

[shoeofbaileys]

That right its okay. That old bastard better watch his jolly old ass. You know what Old Gregg layin' down, don'tcha?

[hispalette]

Something that sounds illegal in so many ways.

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't care about no laws. They don't help Old Gregg none, so he don' help them.