15th Shoe of Baileys - Phone

[shoeofbaileys]

Fuck Santa Claus. Old Gregg ain't afraid of no old fat man what can't think of a better color scheme then red and white. Hookin' them old reindeer up to some dumbass sleigh. Ain't no way you treat no deer. They too fine a group of creatures do that shit too

Comments

[canhaspasta]

Ummm....is Mr. Santa Claus dangerous?

[He's confused now, before everyone had been treating this Santa person like his visit would be a good thing.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't know if that old fat man dangerous. But Old Gregg know he ain't got no sense of fashion, no sir.

[canhaspasta]

He does dress very strange. But I heard he was going to bring all of us presents!

[shoeofbaileys]

He lyin'. He only bring some folks present, discriminate against all the rest. Don't give Old Gregg no presents, no sir.

[canhaspasta]

Oh.... that's very sad.

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Would you like a present, Mr. Gregg?

[shoeofbaileys]

A present?

You got a gift for Old Gregg?

[canhaspasta]

Do you like pictures? I could paint you something. Or I could make you some pasta.

[shoeofbaileys]

Pasta?

Old Gregg ain't never had no old pasta.