Oct 08, 2010 20:22
It the witching season. Old Gregg oughta not have to tell you what that means, but he gonna tell you anyway.
Mean all them witches in this here witch-town gonna be coming out, yes sir. Gonna be putting all kinds of bad juju on folks. Old Gregg don't know about all you, but he ain't gonna put up with bein' turned into nothin' else. This old town already done enough as it is, yes sir.
So what Old Gregg think we should do, he thinks we should get ourselves together a committee. Yes sir. Get us together a committee to find all them witches and round them up so they can't be doin' no magic shit to all us good folks or to our good things.
Anyone wanna be in a committee with Old Gregg?
[Later, feel free to Old Gregg fucking around in his lawn. Specifically, he'll be setting up several crudely made crosses, a few of which are upside down and one of which isn't a cross but a giant V, as well as him spreading salt over his lawn.
Approach the freaky fish man?]
fuck all you witches and your juju,
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