[Locked to 1671 Albright Lane]

[Well hey, the horrible fishmonster who lives with you seems pretty happy today family. See, he kind of got something important in the mail today, yes sir. In fact, Old Gregg's even made breakfast ( Read more... )

That was a good one. Yes sir. Old town sure all got us good, all especially with the little radio girl all showing up some. But you know something? You know what Old Gregg miss? When the Milkman was all big and metal lookin', and he all give Gregg a shower of God's very own nectar, yes sir. Old Gregg ain't never had a milky shower like that in a ( Read more... )

Old Gregg all heard you all bitchin' and whining about bears recently. So you know what Old Gregg gonna do? He gonna do you a favor, yes sir. Old Gregg gonna give you some good old advice ( Read more... )

What with this town and little girls? If it all ain't little girls cryin' on the radio, it little bitches all screaming on TV. This town oughta get it through that Old Gregg care about more then just little girls and what shit they do ( Read more... )

Old Gregg don't like this shit, with all these suit men. No sir. We oughta tell someone we ain't gonna put up with this. Old Gregg gettin' fed up with this town: if it ain't bad music, it's a bunch of crazy lookin' motherlickers paradin' in the street ( Read more... )

Old Gregg don't get it. What that music box bein' all weepy and such like? Old Gregg knew radio and music wasn't so hot in the 50s, yes sir, but he didn't know it was this bad.

We oughta ask them to put proper music on, 'stead of this shit.

It the witching season. Old Gregg oughta not have to tell you what that means, but he gonna tell you anyway ( Read more... )

What wrong with you people, all judgin' and bein' down on a party? First Old Gregg talk to some rude girl a week back who discriminate against him and don't let Old Gregg go to her party, now all you talkin' bad 'bout these nice folk and they wantin' to throw a party. Well Old Gregg not gonna let you ruin no parties, no sir. Old Gregg gonna enjoy ( Read more... )

Hotel? They openin’ a hotel for all them lovin’ couples? Old Gregg likes that. Yes sir.

Howard. You wanna go to a hotel with Old Gregg?

Old Gregg find out he supposed to be watchin’ children, cause that’s what this old town told him to do. And Old Gregg don’t wanna turn into one of those creepy shits that ain’t got no mind and don’t do nothing, like the two little ones livin’ in Old Gregg’s house.

So who wanna let Old Gregg take care of their children?

[Action]

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