seriously, he's saying "my balls deep in muddy water"

[shinga]

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

VAMPIRES, JANE, EDWARD, BELLA, ALICE: *are in a house or something, after skipping around in the sewers or something*

RANDOM HUMAN WOMAN: Oh, hi Jane.

ONE OF THE VAMPIRES, NAMED FELIX: Sup baby.

HUMAN WOMAN: Teehee!

Comments

[chambergambit]

Good God this book is boring. It's fucking chapter 21 and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. Srsly WTF.

[rubena]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Fabulous! *sniggle*

[xxlilmiakaxx]

EDWARD: *to Bella* Marcus can see relationships. Apparently ours is surprisingly intense.

WHAT?! O_o *head desk slam*

READERS: *headdesk*

ROFLMAO
>_

[allegratheneko]

Yeah, the "he sees relationships" bit had me rolling my eyes, but honestly- they were having mass vampire homicide, and your response was "omg BORING"?

[allegratheneko]

OHMYGOD.
YOUR PWER IS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN SEE WHO IS IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE.
GOSH, THAT TOTALLY PWNS COMPARED TO ALL THE BADASS THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING.

[allegratheneko]

Alright if you read my comment, yes that was freaking ridiculous, I'm not disputing this. All I'm saying is that they were chowing down on a group of unsuspecting tourists which I at least found a bit disturbing, and the response was BORING. No, the rest of the book: THAT WAS BORING. We have to differenciate it somehow!

So, Fabulous' mindreading works by touch, eh?

[anonymous]

I wonder how many Edwaro shippers there are? It just seems to cry out for it...