seriously, he's saying "my balls deep in muddy water"

[shinga]

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

VAMPIRES, JANE, EDWARD, BELLA, ALICE: *are in a house or something, after skipping around in the sewers or something*

RANDOM HUMAN WOMAN: Oh, hi Jane.

ONE OF THE VAMPIRES, NAMED FELIX: Sup baby.

HUMAN WOMAN: Teehee!

Comments

[lucky_starr17]

BELLA: I’m so dazzled I could faint. Again.

Maybe if Bella went to the hospital more, they could do somethng about her narcoleptic-like fainting.

ALSO; seeing relationships = dumb.
ALSO x2; I think aro is stolen off Dumbledore. :\

Awesome of awesomeness

[anonymous]

FELIX: DIBS!

EDWARD: BITCH I CUT YOU.

Literally rolled on the floor laughing until my stomach cramped up! XD

wait, you mean there's only ONE "gay, SPARKLING vampire??

[anonymous]

"EDWARD: Aro can read minds too, better than I can, but he needs physical contact."

lmao. I'm sorry, but i couldn't help laughing my ass off when i read that.

[jammerz93]

but fantabulous is an awesome word-that-does-yet-doesnt-exist! :D

[jammerz93]

FELIX: DIBS!
EDWARD: BITCH I CUT YOU.

FABULOUS, WHOSE NAME IS ACTUALLY ARO, BUT... FUCK IT, “FABULOUS” IS BETTER

SOME UNSEEN FORCE: WE KNOCK YOU DOWN BITCH. DOWN FOR THE COUNT.
EDWARD: Uh, ow?

still love you.