Oilers circa 2012-as-orchestra!AU for My Real Life Scott McCall. It's not actually fic. More like a bunch of words barfed out about RNH side-eying everyone and...no plot.

( and it goes on (and on and on and on) )

Originally posted as a comment-fill, now cleaned-up and featuring 100% more appropriate capitalization, here is a story about Adam Henrique being nostalgic during the summer of 2012 (a.k.a. fic where nothing happens) in Tecumseh, Ontario.

( (and then he said) welcome home )

My true life Scott McCall is going to fucking Neramata for a week and I don't know what to do with myself because without her around to be like "YES TRAIN ROBBERS IN A THREESOME!" and "STORIES ABOUT SAD PEOPLE SPONTANEOUSLY TURNING INTO LION CUBS ARE ABSOLUTELY ACCEPTABLE," I have to do shit like clean and pack and think about scabies ( Read more... )

Here are 5000+ words about badass-girl!Ryan Ellis and slightly-less-badass-girl!Taylor Hall terrorizing the Windsor Spitfires/everyone else in the universe/each other. Because girls are awesome, genderswap is really great and girl!THall is my favourite. Good times. Like many terrible things that I do, this is mostly Robyn's fault.

( this is our sound: five times ryan ellis and taylor hall didn't hook up (and one time they did) )

In the midst of my degeneracy, I re-discovered an unfinished document on my laptop from last summer called "spiderseabs," based on the premise that Brent Seabrook is actually Spiderman. It probably won't get finished, since I forgot it even existed, but here it is, posted for posterity in all its unfinished eight hundred and seventy-seven word ( Read more... )

Several years ago, my darlingest Diamond Girardi wrote a really lovely set of drabbles about Dustin Brown and Zach Parise at the Worlds called 'Til the Need Seeps In (Eight Drabbles for the Month of May). I started tagging them in July 2010, but then it became pretty clear that I had no idea what I was doing and stopped ( Read more... )

this is what happens when you drink a pot of coffee and lose your goddamned mind: 24 hours later, you get 5400 words about growing up and other shenanigans poorly disguised as a soulbond fic [PATCHES AND NEIGHLOR FOREVER]. as usual, i blame robi0688 (with love - thank you for all the hand holding through the ridiculousness and your commitment to sparkle ( Read more... )

THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me AU settings. I will write you three-sentence fics.

This has been sitting on my computer since last Christmas, so it's probably high time to be done with it. In which Wand Erection One Direction is a girlband, because genderswap & always-a-girl are my favouritest in the entire universe.

( (hope you find) your place in this world )

Okay, so back story: my runty brother and I made a deal at Christmas last year that we'd exchange fics. She wrote me a really lovely Marc Staal/Dan Girardi story, and I...gave her 200 words about robots and why they're kind of cool (and a bobblehead of Jordan Staal, but that is neither here nor there). Then I told her I was going to finish the ( Read more... )