Oilers circa 2012-as-orchestra!AU for My Real Life Scott McCall. It's not actually fic. More like a bunch of words barfed out about RNH side-eying everyone and...no plot.

( and it goes on (and on and on and on) )

Originally posted as a comment-fill, now cleaned-up and featuring 100% more appropriate capitalization, here is a story about Adam Henrique being nostalgic during the summer of 2012 (a.k.a. fic where nothing happens) in Tecumseh, Ontario.

( (and then he said) welcome home )

Here are 5000+ words about badass-girl!Ryan Ellis and slightly-less-badass-girl!Taylor Hall terrorizing the Windsor Spitfires/everyone else in the universe/each other. Because girls are awesome, genderswap is really great and girl!THall is my favourite. Good times. Like many terrible things that I do, this is mostly Robyn's fault.

( this is our sound: five times ryan ellis and taylor hall didn't hook up (and one time they did) )

In the midst of my degeneracy, I re-discovered an unfinished document on my laptop from last summer called "spiderseabs," based on the premise that Brent Seabrook is actually Spiderman. It probably won't get finished, since I forgot it even existed, but here it is, posted for posterity in all its unfinished eight hundred and seventy-seven word ( Read more... )

Several years ago, my darlingest Diamond Girardi wrote a really lovely set of drabbles about Dustin Brown and Zach Parise at the Worlds called 'Til the Need Seeps In (Eight Drabbles for the Month of May). I started tagging them in July 2010, but then it became pretty clear that I had no idea what I was doing and stopped ( Read more... )

this is what happens when you drink a pot of coffee and lose your goddamned mind: 24 hours later, you get 5400 words about growing up and other shenanigans poorly disguised as a soulbond fic [PATCHES AND NEIGHLOR FOREVER]. as usual, i blame robi0688 (with love - thank you for all the hand holding through the ridiculousness and your commitment to sparkle ( Read more... )

[April 2009]

Title: This is your time; this is your life
Authors: D. Girardi and M. Staal
Cast: Pretty much the entire '07-'08 Blackhawks roster. We're so serious.
Word Count: ridiculous.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and drugzz.
Summary: ASSASSINS! AU! Except no one actually dies. Ummm, ESPIONAGE! AU!!!
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies! Especially the ( Read more... )

( Part 2: Jonny wonders how many brain cells he's already lost, just by bearing witness to this deathmatch of nerdy wits and horrific raps. )

Sometimes, the only thing you can do is navigate the world the best you can.

( there we were, waiting )

February 2011. For the reallybigsticks mini-bang challenge, just over 10000 words about the fictional beginnings of Red Seal Peach: Drew Stafford and Jordan Parise start a band. Zach Parise, Jonathan Toews, and eventually, Travis Zajac, come along for the ride. So...college/band AU.

( this song goes out to erik fabian )