Kneel Before Zod

Jun 18, 2008 01:56

+ I had a series of extremely weird dreams last night. Ugh. Actually, I slept about 12 hours; I went to bed around 9 and woke up a little before 9 a.m ( Read more... )

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augustuscaesar June 18 2008, 09:59:28 UTC
YAY INTERVIEW. Also, clerical is good because it limits contact with the Public. Capital P because that's what they smell like.

I disapprove of Greek stuff, simply because I would prefer you to write Roman stuff *g*

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shake_the_stars June 18 2008, 16:26:24 UTC
And then somebody else called and wanted to give me a phone interview. I have to wait a couple of weeks as the firm administrator will be out of town until July, BUT IS OKAY. :DDDD

If there were a letter that were pronounced "wee", that would be even better.

I HEAR AND TREMBLINGLY OBEY. Except for the whole thing where I don't *g*

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augustuscaesar June 19 2008, 00:16:02 UTC
What kind of job is the phone interview for? (Yay you regardless, of course.)

I am all about Messalina at the moment, so feel free to cast aside your Greek blokes and write stories about her instead *g*

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shake_the_stars June 19 2008, 01:46:59 UTC
It is a legal-secretary position. :D WILL THE PHONE RING TOMORROW? THE SUSPENSE WILL KILL YOU ME.

But then it would all be brainless pr0n. And you were shocked to find boobies in a Sarah Waters novel. TEH HORROR.

Also, I like my Greek blokes. They have penises! And you KNOW what that means. :DDD

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galhea June 18 2008, 11:06:28 UTC
That spider plant... fic? thing... cracked me up liek woah. *ded* But then you know me and my wtf crack-y humor, so this shouldn't surprise you. 8D;;; I are teh amusededed.

Ihara Saikaku wrote arguably some of the most lolarious literature of Tokugawa Japan. I am omgsoinlove with Tales of Samurai Honor (the title is satirical; a lot of them are about anything but). Particularly recommended: "The Hackberry House, Cursed by the Gods". Admittedly, those of you who actually look up the story (or a synopsis), read about halfway through, and are familiar with my sense of humor will break into groans of execration. Srry.O RLY. I must investigate this. >_>; I am sure to be vry amuseded again ( ... )

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shake_the_stars June 18 2008, 16:22:14 UTC
I thought it was pretty funny too. Also recommended: Gay, Bejeweled, Nazi Bikers of Gor. 8D;

You may not be so amuseded when you find out why it makes me giggle. XDDDD The story in question involves a gag with someone on the toilet. IT WAS FUNNY 320 YEARS AGO, IT'S FUNNY NAU. XDDDDD; ♥

j00 know I raav j00 anyway, right? ♥

Yeah, I have no beef (uh huh huh huh) with it as fantasy, though it's not my thing, but the people who take it way too fucking far...yeesh. I mean, if we're talking consenting adults, not my thing, but I don't really care. It's just that here on Earth, where the true nature of things has been distorted, I only like alpha masculinity when I am the alpha male. :D

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momo June 18 2008, 13:22:37 UTC
SO NO MOAR SPESHAL HALP? D:

QUEST REWARD NAO PLS.

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shake_the_stars June 18 2008, 16:14:30 UTC
NOT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. BUT LATER I WILL PROBABLY NEED UR SPESHAL HALP. :D

Behold:


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momo June 23 2008, 19:50:24 UTC
YESSSSSS.

I'm totally putting that on my profile when I stop being lazy. XD

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shake_the_stars June 25 2008, 02:45:57 UTC
PROFILE REFERENCE GET! XD

Now I'm going to have to think of progressively weirder things to award you with XD;;

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