+ I had a series of extremely weird dreams last night. Ugh. Actually, I slept about 12 hours; I went to bed around 9 and woke up a little before 9 a.m
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That spider plant... fic? thing... cracked me up liek woah. *ded* But then you know me and my wtf crack-y humor, so this shouldn't surprise you. 8D;;; I are teh amusededed.
Ihara Saikaku wrote arguably some of the most lolarious literature of Tokugawa Japan. I am omgsoinlove with Tales of Samurai Honor (the title is satirical; a lot of them are about anything but). Particularly recommended: "The Hackberry House, Cursed by the Gods". Admittedly, those of you who actually look up the story (or a synopsis), read about halfway through, and are familiar with my sense of humor will break into groans of execration. Srry.
O RLY. I must investigate this. >_>; I am sure to be vry amuseded again. ♥
OH AND PICS, YOU SHALL HAS THEM... eventually. >_>; I haven't forgotten, but I am teh lazyass, as you know. :x
And for some reason, I am ttly unfazed by Gor, but then you know how my kinks roll, so. 8D;;; I am all about that sort of thing, but as you know I also don't take it QUITE as seriously as those pseudo-BDSM wannabe idiots who don't like playing by the rules and just want to play King of the Fucking Hill to pretend their junk in the trunk isn't srsly lacking in size. *cough* Yeah, I ain't fooled by their posturing, and I am srsly unimpressed with their blatant overcompensation. *cough* Still, that kink is indeed fun to play with, as, y'know, fantasy, hello. Not real. Methinks "real life" Gorean men need their manri bits shanked... what little there is to shank anyway. :P
You may not be so amuseded when you find out why it makes me giggle. XDDDD The story in question involves a gag with someone on the toilet. IT WAS FUNNY 320 YEARS AGO, IT'S FUNNY NAU. XDDDDD; ♥
j00 know I raav j00 anyway, right? ♥
Yeah, I have no beef (uh huh huh huh) with it as fantasy, though it's not my thing, but the people who take it way too fucking far...yeesh. I mean, if we're talking consenting adults, not my thing, but I don't really care. It's just that here on Earth, where the true nature of things has been distorted, I only like alpha masculinity when I am the alpha male. :D
Ihara Saikaku wrote arguably some of the most lolarious literature of Tokugawa Japan. I am omgsoinlove with Tales of Samurai Honor (the title is satirical; a lot of them are about anything but). Particularly recommended: "The Hackberry House, Cursed by the Gods". Admittedly, those of you who actually look up the story (or a synopsis), read about halfway through, and are familiar with my sense of humor will break into groans of execration. Srry.
O RLY. I must investigate this. >_>; I am sure to be vry amuseded again. ♥
OH AND PICS, YOU SHALL HAS THEM... eventually. >_>; I haven't forgotten, but I am teh lazyass, as you know. :x
And for some reason, I am ttly unfazed by Gor, but then you know how my kinks roll, so. 8D;;; I am all about that sort of thing, but as you know I also don't take it QUITE as seriously as those pseudo-BDSM wannabe idiots who don't like playing by the rules and just want to play King of the Fucking Hill to pretend their junk in the trunk isn't srsly lacking in size. *cough* Yeah, I ain't fooled by their posturing, and I am srsly unimpressed with their blatant overcompensation. *cough* Still, that kink is indeed fun to play with, as, y'know, fantasy, hello. Not real. Methinks "real life" Gorean men need their manri bits shanked... what little there is to shank anyway. :P
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You may not be so amuseded when you find out why it makes me giggle. XDDDD The story in question involves a gag with someone on the toilet. IT WAS FUNNY 320 YEARS AGO, IT'S FUNNY NAU. XDDDDD; ♥
j00 know I raav j00 anyway, right? ♥
Yeah, I have no beef (uh huh huh huh) with it as fantasy, though it's not my thing, but the people who take it way too fucking far...yeesh. I mean, if we're talking consenting adults, not my thing, but I don't really care. It's just that here on Earth, where the true nature of things has been distorted, I only like alpha masculinity when I am the alpha male. :D
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