I'm pretty sure I just used the same subject line joke in two consecutive entries, but this fall has sucked hardcore, so I'm just gonna roll with it.

It's the Return of the Revenge of Sparklerita Night, featuring The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, the colon-filled finale to one of the sparkliest chapters in our nation's ( Read more... )

So. "The Muppets Daleks Angels Take Manhattan". ( Read more... )

As part of my ~genius recruitment bid~ for our handbell choir, I offered to bribe everyone with cookies. So I made cookies!

...And then rehearsal was canceled due to minor inconveniences like tornado watches.

WHATEVER, I HAVE INVENTED* SNIDERDOODLES.

* Well, not "invented" so much as "made up an easier recipe and given a stupid name". BUT THEY' ( Read more... )

HOW DID I ENJOY A CHRIS CHIBNALL EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO MORE THAN ONE WRITTEN BY TEH MOFF?

( I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING SPACESHIP )

( V. srs spoilars!! )

So I don't think there is any better feeling than wondering when a new Terry Pratchett book will appear, and then realizing it's ALREADY OUT. It's like Hogswatch Christmas come early!

( You'll be all right as long as you have your potato. )

So Diana and I just got back from the broadcast of the National Theater Live's Frankenstein, starring Sherlock vs. Sherlock Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller!

...Was it just me, or did anyone else miss the part in the book where the monster gets vilely excoriated by the steampunk dance team?

( You are the KING of SCIENCE! )

[spoiler alert]They don't actually sink the battleship. But that's ok! I just wished a cruiser and a submarine had gotten some action too. The destroyers hogged the show. I mean, I know those pesky two-pegged fuckers are hard to hit, but still.

IN CONCLUSION: Battleship is by far the best war/alien invasion B-movie based on a board game whose first plot point ( Read more... )

1) Six shots of novocaine, whyyyyyyyyyyyy

2) This, on the other hand, is 100% pure win. The Henriad! With Tom Hiddleston as Prince Hal, Jeremy Irons as Henry IV, and cast members from Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Robin Hood, and every BBC production ever! HENRY IV, PART 1 WILL NO LONGER BE LIMITED TO THE CHEAP-ASS BBC COMPLETE WORKS ( Read more... )

Now THAT is marketing.

( zomg spoilars!! )