Rodney: Right, so, what have we got this time?
John: A weapon. Hey, quit rubbing your hands together like that, it's fiction.
Rodney: Yes, well, a weapon is a weapon.
John: Just read, McKay.

After translating a tablet recovered from an expedition on a planet that was believed to be inhabited by the ancients. McKay found out that the Main tower in the ( Read more... )

Thought I should probably try my hand at one of these.

Ronon: We're doing this again?
Rodney: Why? You have a pressing engagement somewhere else?
Ronon: They're serving meatloaf.
Rodney: Really?
John: Sit down, McKay.
Rodney: Fine. What have we got?

I’m trying it again. No votes. Just reviews. I will reply to those reviews I received before this story was ( Read more... )

This chapter was actually much longer, but I simply quit after a certain point.  I need some endurance training, I think.

Hope you enjoy it, this may be another long story, let's hope that writers block doesn't strike!

John: Oh, man…
Elizabeth: Another writer who thinks commas can serve the same function as periods?
Rodney: Maybe a keyboard ( Read more... )

The author of this fan fic admitted that she didn't have a beta.  She really, really needs one, so I called in the guys.

SUMMARY: Sheppard and McKay are captured by an ant creature with mind probing and telepathic abilities. Lots of Sheppard and McKay whump. Teyla and Ronon run into trouble of their own. Atlantis tries to send a rescue team.

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The author of this opus confessed that she’d written it “at 5am, already on very little sleep.” I believe her. It’s actually a cute idea, but the execution… feels like one.

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"Someone’s going to figure this out one day soon…"

"Well, when that day comes I hope we manage to retain an air of dignity."

"Nah. Doubt it."

"You would say ( Read more... )

And here we are with the first MST posting to get us off to a roaring start!

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Mckay and Sheppard found themselves in one of the multiple Atlantian science Labs.

John: We have labs that are multiple? And randomly capitalized?

Rodney: More than one, apparently. Multiple multiple Labs.

Ronon: Sounds okay to me.

Teyla: I must say ( Read more... )