I told you I'd post this. You know who you are.

[seryan]

So, at dinner with friend's tonight, a friend of ours was browsing http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ on a cell phone while we waited for dinner. For the sake of everyone's dignity, such as it now is, I will use fake initials

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[sparkindarkness]

I am now going to make it a mission in life to traick to unsuspecting to say Bukake in public.

And it is totally your fault :P

[seryan]

Make sure they say it loudly in public, in a crowd of people who DO know what it is!

[lunatron]

No, it is not cake.

[seryan]

Oh? Is this a reference I'm not familiar with, or something with an hilarious backstory, or both?

[miss_lithi]

*snickers*

By the way, got a kick out of this one.

(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

I love the second person. Really I do.

[seryan]

Yeah, I knew you'd like that site. The people who recommended it also recommended Hot Chicks with Douchebags, which I believe is one of your faves.

[anonymous]

Tell Friend A not to feel bad, I've never heard that expression either and my mind is a rotting sewer of pestilent filth. Of course I know well enough to assume that if it sounded Japanese it had to be perverted :P BTW I totally Googled it even though you told me not to. Take that, Establishment!

Warm Regards,
Your Mom.

[seryan]

LOL!

If what Mulder said about souls in The Field Where I Died is true, you might well have been my mom at one point, but you're not now JANICE! :P

[seryan]

P.S.: You can comment anonymously, but your IP is showing.

[anonymous]

Yeah, well your epidermis is showing! And I'm not trying to be anonymous, OpenID never wants to work >(

Furthermore, go to room you insolent, Fox Mulder doubting child! I brought you into this world and I can spank you out of it.