pity this busy monster, manunkind,

not. Progress is a comfortable disease ( Read more... )

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Rush is coming back to Halifax for the first time in 20 years! Why yes, I do have tickets. ^_^ So happy, especially because Clockwork Angels (newest album and reason for said tour) is my favorite Rush album to date. (It's a steampunk Rush concept album. Really, you might as well just hook it up to my veinsSo. Nobody try to book me for anything the ( Read more... )

*Steve is watching me put my hair in a ponytail*
Steve: Yes, that's right. Tie your hair back so your brain doesn't escape.
Me: Is that how it works.
Steve: Yep! See, I cut my hair short, and my brain escapes all the time!
Me: Okay, honey. *finishes with hair*
Steve: Oh, good. You're safe! ... For now!

Me: But don't you want to know what it's like inside my head?
Steve: I know what it's like inside your head! It's like a Dr. Seuss book rated R!

(I refuse to accept responsibility for mental scarring if you actually google 'Dr. Seuss book rated R'. This is the Internet: you should just accept that it exists.)

"The enemy is reality, and reality is, unfortunately, everywhere."
- Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf: The Least Worst Scripts

So true my friend. So true.

Steve: But do you know what lobsters can't take on? Ideas.
Me: I - yes, they do have difficulty in that area.
Steve: Not even if the ideas are lobster-sized.

Me: Hey, they've improved these [digital signy pad things]. It actually looks like my handwriting now ( Read more... )

Coworker: You know we wiley predatory females. Lay out your traps, ladies!
Me: Boobie traps?

Except I'm really really not sorry. At all.

It took Steve a moment to figure this one out:

Me: Hey, turn up the subtitles. I can't make out what he's saying.