pity this busy monster, manunkind,

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Me: It tries my patience. My hermit patience.
Steve: But not your smooth caress-able hermit crab carapace.
Me: 0_o
Steve: *sitting on the floor* *strokes my calf* Clack...clack...clack...
Me: 0_o
Steve: Clack?
Me: What the hell, man?
Steve: *sits next to me on the couch and puts his head on my shoulder* Who's my little hermit crab?
Me: Someone else!

Later:
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"The enemy is reality, and reality is, unfortunately, everywhere."
- Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf: The Least Worst Scripts

So true my friend. So true.

"Sorry, I'm just distracted by the massive irony of you giving the vaccination coordination task to the person with the morbid fear of needles."

*shudder*

Edit: If you think I didn't actually say this, you haven't been here long enough.

Me: Well, what I actually said to him [Chapters employee] was 'Do you have any books for twelve year old girls that are not Twilight, and do not reinforce negative gender stereotypes ( Read more... )

"Nope, it's okay. It's like a decoration on my antlers."

There seems to be some sort of bet involved. Indeed.


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Steve: Hey, if you're going upstairs, can you get me my hat?
Me: Sure. Your +4 Hat of Lawnmowing?
Steve: No, my +10 Against the Day Star. It's my Photonic Inhibitor Helm.
Me: *tosses him the hat* Inhibit those photons! That'll learn 'em!

Steve: I should go eat at the esoteria. I'm not sure what to have. Something obscure, perhaps.


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So, at dinner with friend's tonight, a friend of ours was browsing http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ on a cell phone while we waited for dinner. For the sake of everyone's dignity, such as it now is, I will use fake initials ( Read more... )

Today when Steve came to pick me up, it was warm enough out that I wasn't wearing my coat and hat, just blazer, blouse, skirt. (The work day is one big long game of dress-up! Whee!) Apparently I looked different enough (he claims weight loss) that he didn't recognize me until he got close ( Read more... )