WEREGOATS

[sequinedfairy]

okay so this is a) crack and b) ALL morcalivan 'S FAULT, BECAUSE SHE WROTE ME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY STUFF. AND I BRIBED HER TO DO IT, AND HERE IS THE RESULT:

800 words of WEREGOATS. like werewolves, BUT WITH GOATS.

IT DOES NOT DESERVE A PROPER HEADING OR TITLE, BUT IT IS PG-13-ISH AND ARTHUR/MERLIN. ALSO, IT IS TWILIGHT-Y, WITHOUT THE SPARKLES AND IF BELLA WERE

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MY OVERUSE OF EXCLAMATION IS NOT EVEN FULLY EXPRESSING MY SQUEE!!

[morcalivan]

I am so with Arthur on this.

*laughs*

*laughs some more*

Big-eyed Merlin-billy-goat with little goaty chin scruff! I'd coo over that. Colin goes scruffage anyway, it's perfect.

THANK YOU FAIRY! THANK YOU RUFFLE FOR ENABLING THE MADNESS! I NEED A MOTHERFORNICATING GOAT ICON!

Sequal? Arthur taking goatlin for walkies? Oh hey, we should make Ruffle do that one!

Re: MY OVERUSE OF EXCLAMATION IS NOT EVEN FULLY EXPRESSING MY SQUEE!!

[sequinedfairy]

If Arthur was Bella, the Twilight books would have been much shorter AND awesomer.

Thank you dear!

Ohmygod, can you even imagine? NOW I WANT A COLIN GOAT MANIP. Too bad i have no graphic skills, hinthint.

I PLACE ALL OF THE BLAME ON YOU. GOD, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.

I NEED A MOTHERFORNICATING GOAT ICON TOO. IT COULD POSSIBLY INCLUDE THAT MANIP I MENTIONED EARLIER.

i am TOTALLY DOWN with ruffle having to write the sequel! THAT IS WHAT ENABLERS GET.

MY LOVE FOR THIS IS OVERFLOWING.

[kelene]

AS IS MY LOVE FOR YOU. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG I STARTED LAUGHING AT THE FIRST PARAGRAPH AND HAVEN'T STOPPED SINCE. OH MERLIN YOUR EMO LITTLE WEREGOAT SOUL. ♥S SO MOTHERFUCKING MUCH.

Re: MY LOVE FOR THIS IS OVERFLOWING.

[sequinedfairy]

OH BB. THANK YOU SO SO MUCH, I AM FLATTERED! MERLIN'S LITTLE EMO WEREGOAT SOUL DESERVES LOTS OF LOVE AND AFFECTION, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A *MONSTER.* POOR BABY, I BELIEVE YOU'RE DANGEROUS.

♥♥

[babydracky]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
A weregoat XDXDX
Well I'm pretty sure a weregoat is a pretty cute stuff XD

[sequinedfairy]

Thank you!

The weregoat was all morc's idea, I just wrote it. NOT MY FAULT.

[sequinedfairy]

BB THERE ARE NOW 400 WORDS OF THE DRAGON AS A SEX TOY SELLER. AND THEY ARE ALL FOR YOU, CUZ I LOVE YOU

OMG I AM SO EXCITED FOR MY BIRTHDAY. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. MY PARENTS WILL THINK I HAVE *DEADLY INJURIES* BECAUSE OF THE SOUNDS COMING OUT OF MY ROOM. I WILL BUST SEVERAL EARDRUMS WITH ME GLEE.

OMG SO SO SO MUCH LOVE BB.

[visbranndrage]

*laughs hard* WOW YOU ARE INDEED THE CRACK FAIRY.

[sequinedfairy]

DUDE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I HAVE WRITTEN ALMOST 2000 WORDS OF PURE CRACK IN THE LAST ~TWENTY FOUR HOURS. (THIS, PORNATHON ENTRIES, AND A YET TO BE FINISHED "THE SLASH DRAGON ACTUALLY SELLS SEX TOYS AND IS IN LOVE WITH UTHER" STORY. NO, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.)

THANK YOU BB.

[visbranndrage]

THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS. AHAHAHAHA MY MENTAL IMAGE IS THAT UTHER IS AGAINST SEX NOT MAGIC OR SOMETHING AN THE SLASH DRAGON IS LIKE WE MUST RETURN SEX TO THE LAND! IT'S OUR DESTINY!

[sequinedfairy]

UM YOU ARE SORTA RIGHT. BUT ADD MALFUNCTIONING BUTTPLUGS