if i ever change my lj name, it will be to crackfairy, i swear to god. this is insane to a DISTURBING degree.

THIS IS MY PORNATHON ENTRY. pretty much as it was, a few typos fixed.

it's, uh, og-13? and CRAZY. as in massively crazy to an unbelievable extent, seriously. it is about arthur as a SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISM. (ameoba i think). and merlin is ( Read more... )

okay so this is a) crack and b) ALL morcalivan 'S FAULT, BECAUSE SHE WROTE ME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY STUFF. AND I BRIBED HER TO DO IT, AND HERE IS THE RESULT:

800 words of WEREGOATS. like werewolves, BUT WITH GOATS.

IT DOES NOT DESERVE A PROPER HEADING OR TITLE, BUT IT IS PG-13-ISH AND ARTHUR/MERLIN. ALSO, IT IS TWILIGHT-Y, WITHOUT THE SPARKLES AND IF BELLA WERE ( Read more... )

hey, um, somehow, i wrote 270 words of merlin and arthur as, respectively, two and a half and four and a half? IDEK. but, here it is for you guys!

title: curly dimpled lunatics
rating: g
pairing: merlin/arthur preslash, if you squint really, really, really hard
summary: it wasn't his fault that he had tried to take merlin's toy. merlin had be making ( Read more... )