WEREGOATS

[sequinedfairy]

okay so this is a) crack and b) ALL morcalivan 'S FAULT, BECAUSE SHE WROTE ME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY STUFF. AND I BRIBED HER TO DO IT, AND HERE IS THE RESULT:

800 words of WEREGOATS. like werewolves, BUT WITH GOATS.

IT DOES NOT DESERVE A PROPER HEADING OR TITLE, BUT IT IS PG-13-ISH AND ARTHUR/MERLIN. ALSO, IT IS TWILIGHT-Y, WITHOUT THE SPARKLES AND IF BELLA WERE

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[visbranndrage]

*laughs hard* WOW YOU ARE INDEED THE CRACK FAIRY.

[sequinedfairy]

DUDE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I HAVE WRITTEN ALMOST 2000 WORDS OF PURE CRACK IN THE LAST ~TWENTY FOUR HOURS. (THIS, PORNATHON ENTRIES, AND A YET TO BE FINISHED "THE SLASH DRAGON ACTUALLY SELLS SEX TOYS AND IS IN LOVE WITH UTHER" STORY. NO, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.)

THANK YOU BB.

[visbranndrage]

THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS. AHAHAHAHA MY MENTAL IMAGE IS THAT UTHER IS AGAINST SEX NOT MAGIC OR SOMETHING AN THE SLASH DRAGON IS LIKE WE MUST RETURN SEX TO THE LAND! IT'S OUR DESTINY!

[sequinedfairy]

UM YOU ARE SORTA RIGHT. BUT ADD MALFUNCTIONING BUTTPLUGS

[visbranndrage]

LMAO I LOVE YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW. MERLIN IS LIKE "PLZ SAVE ME T____T"