In something like a Hollywood movie, a wealthy doctor blew up his Upper East Side townhouse today. After losing the house to his ex-wife in a divorce settlement, the man decidedly caused a gas leak and locked himself in the house just so she wouldn't get it. Unfortunately he's still here and the house is not ( Read more... )

1. When a major car accident takes out all lanes of a highway, New Yorkers will take out the lounge chairs from their trunks, break out the beer coolers, and toss the most incredible, impromptu party in the middle of traffic.

2. On 1010 WINS, a reporter was covering a murder and interviewed several people on that street. One guy a few houses down ( Read more... )

1. Woke up early to see the ships come in for Fleet Week today.  One word: SAILORS

2. Drove around Marine Park only to discover that it was a Neo-Nazi enclave. Received suspicious looks, however, I did find the most delightful bakery.

3. On Avenue T, I saw a this woman who was hit by a car lying on the ground. All I could think about was "Why won't ( Read more... )

So anyway this fanvid with the best song ever which prompted me to go looking for it in five different stores. But it was worth it considering I had to put up with this on the N train manhattan bound:

So I'm sitting on the train minding my own business, listening to BTE when a group of junior high kids board the train and starts staring at me. I ( Read more... )

The one thing I love more than the subway crazies are bus crazies. There’s something about an even smaller confined space with narrow aisles; you can’t escape the crazies because there are only two exits and I always seem to find myself situated near them ( Read more... )

As Dana and my Icon would say, “Stephanie, you are a douchebag ( Read more... )

Sadaffie requested it of me to update my livejournal even though that is somewhat hypocritical since she's always yelling at me for posting.

Anyway, that's not the point. So onto randomness:

Last week, I got on the subway and some woman was cutting cloves of garlic in front of me. An entire bag full.

Currently, watching Supernatural and am most ( Read more... )

The remix of Seasons of Love from Rent is sooo ridiculously bad. Somewhere Adam Pascal is begging to be shot.

I started getting cranky so I stopped what I was doing and slept on my floor.

I actually have floor imprints on my face. WTF?!?!

( In other news...More Matthew Is My British Boyfriend )

Dear Sex Addicts,

Your offspring (the product of you pornography) began wailing at 4 in the morning! I'm sure you are aware of this since I heard both of your voices screaming at one another and little Jimmy.

Then, I heard the sound of pummeling.

Quaking in my bed,
Stephanie

P.S. I'm sleeping with a bat just in case you decide to pay a visit ( Read more... )