Dear
Sex Addicts,
Your offspring (the product of you pornography) began wailing at 4 in the morning! I'm sure you are aware of this since I heard both of your voices screaming at one another and little Jimmy.
Then, I heard the sound of pummeling.
Quaking in my bed,
Stephanie
P.S. I'm sleeping with a bat just in case you decide to pay a visit.
Note to self: MOVE NOW!!