These are not the times that try men's souls... but I'm pretty sure you can see them from here.

I propose my own unified field theory:

U = U

the universe is equal to the universe. that's right, motherfuckers.

I propose that existence itself is a tautology. Prove me wrong, you sons of bitches.

The universal complaint I have had about The Consumerist for several years now has been, in brief, that they encourage people to be monstrous fucking assholes to customer service and retail employees because they can get away with it. Typical corporate-employed drones like myself can't risk our jobs by telling people we don't want to do business ( Read more... )

blogging has changed ( Read more... )

Alright, its time that I update the rankings in the never-ending race most important/influential game of all time. There have been some changes ( Read more... )

I am happy to say I have found my true love;

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Not sure if this one is really following the rules though...


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rondo pointed me at this quiz-thing that is fairly cool, but unfortunately I had to geek out about it ( Read more... )

some decent (but likely not original) content on 4chan;

a Physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are standing in front of a house. they see 1 man enter and 2 men leave ( Read more... )

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