'smart jokes' thread

[semperar]

some decent (but likely not original) content on 4chan;

a Physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are standing in front of a house. they see 1 man enter and 2 men leave

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[refraction]

That last one is freaking terrible. (Ok, I admit it, I laughed)

Here's one my brother (an engineering student) told me

Three engineers, electrical, mechanical, civil are talking about how God must be an engineer, and trying to decide what type.

The electrical engineer claims God was an electrical engineer due to the nervous system and the brain, full of electrical impulses controlling everything.

The mechanical engineer argues that our muscular system, the heart and veins make God a mechanical engineer using pulleys and pipes

But both men agreed with the civil engineer when he made his case - God must be a civil engineer, because who else would take a perfectly good recreation area and then run sewage through it?

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that one was also in the thread.

[idiotjesus]

*tears all of the semicolons out of this post and throws them against a wall*

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leave my semicolons alone, you bastard!

...they're the only friends i have...

[monaki]

OK, I got all but the last one. T_T

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[2 kilo] mockingbird