( who the fuck am _I_? )

i just won 2000$ on a fucking scratch off lotto ticket!!! Kick ASSSSSSS!!!!

Said the sun to the flower, "I know you need this cloud and its rain to survive. But it's been cloudy for so long, I'm beginning to wonder if I shall shine on your petals ever again."

DJ Krush
Oct. 18
Mon
8pm
Lawrence, Ks
Granada
$13

I was walking down the beach when I found a bottle, it was a bit tarnished so I started to rub it... Out poped this red headed beauty, "My name is Adrian, your ever wish is my desire!" (it's my fucking fantasy, SHHH ( Read more... )

What is it about farm animals pooping (especially cows and donkeys) that make all of us laugh?

I took my sister and my son to the Gladfest this weekend and all the kids and some adults pointed and snickered, "ha, ha, look it's pooping" i admittedly grinned and chuckled inside. And we call hicks "uncivilized?"

( I've been meaning to post this, and since it correlates to the current topic, here it is...SEXUALLY GRAPHIC...HIGH LIKLYHOOD OF OFFENSE...CAUTION )

Maybe I shouldn't be upset. But I can't help it. I am. And I always think I will be. When I come home and type in a web address in the address bar and after I hit "www." the history of sites visited pops up. And it's nothing but porn sites. And no one but my man has used the computer. I can't help the sick, saddened, angry feeling I get in ( Read more... )

Autobiography in Five Short Chapters ( Read more... )

( here's that funny story i owe you, sarah )