alisterlevet posted...
I was walking down the beach when I found a bottle, it was a bit tarnished so I started to rub it... Out poped this red headed beauty, "My name is Adrian, your ever wish is my desire!" (it's my fucking fantasy, SHHH!)
"I will grant you three wishes for releasing me from my eternal captivity," she said.
"Hmmm," I thought for a moment and said with a smirk, "I want a cool job for a while, everyone to know my name, be remembered for something sexual."
"Done!" she said and produced produced a mirror.
"MOTHER FUCKER," I said, "YOU TURNED ME INTO... BILL CLINTON!!!"
Adrian laughed. "It could have been worse," she said, "I could have turned you into... PEE WEE HERMAN."
"I will grant you three wishes for releasing me from my eternal captivity," she said.
"Hmmm," I thought for a moment and said with a smirk, "I want a cool job for a while, everyone to know my name, be remembered for something sexual."
"Done!" she said and produced produced a mirror.
"MOTHER FUCKER," I said, "YOU TURNED ME INTO... BILL CLINTON!!!"
Adrian laughed. "It could have been worse," she said, "I could have turned you into... PEE WEE HERMAN."