Determining the worst concert you've ever been to is no easy choice to make. Not in the "Sophie's Choice" kind of way, more in the "pick your favorite Village People song" way. And there's a distinctive difference between the "worst concert" and "worst concert experience" ever. Worst concert experience ever would have to go to one of a few ( Read more... )

So the gasoline companies owe me a seriously enthusiastic bout of fellatio after this weekend, possibly while cooking me dinner. Me and Christina basically drove in a zigzag pattern through NJ, basically like the laces to a pair of Doc Martens I'd never be caught dead in. Or rather, be precisely caught dead. Anyhow, we inadvertently evaded most ( Read more... )

My car was broken into yesterday. Nothing was really stolen, they just made a mess out of things. My first reaction was laughter, because all they did was reorganize my cd collecion and make some space in my glove compartment by removing the contents and strategically placing them on the floor. Then I felt insulted. Some ball of filth is in the ( Read more... )

Ah, heat... it's such a strange thing to witness someone walking while being intensely focused on their armpits. I mean, you see a girl walking, conscious of her almost street legal skirt and that a wrong step will tell everyone where she's been, or a guy conscious of his hat or hair piece on a windy day... those are both obvious and easily ( Read more... )

So I dreamed last night that I had an insatiable appetite for Ramens and masturbating. I'm not particularly fond of either, and I'm not in a situation where I should be fond of either. I was on a house boat being chased by someone I didn't recognize but claimed to be my auntie and that I should be ashamed of myself for not recognizing her more so ( Read more... )

I just had a very intense bathroom experience where I peed and it smelled like fake buttered popcorn from a movie theatre. I truly believe this moment will connect to my next movie-going experience. I'm trying to figure out what movie that will be now by associating my current feelings at this moment, like using a Dr. Phil Ouiji Board ( Read more... )

Taken from voodoodollyiii, some of it looks like part of the one legionexists filled out ( Read more... )

Does anyone know of a decent fish dish with raisins as an ingredient ( Read more... )

Interesting weekend... my most oddly romantic experience in a long time: sleeping with her in the back seat of my car in a parking lot in the rain ( Read more... )

I would love to have been called into my boss' office and be asked to explain why I was late. My response would have been, "I'll show you, close the door while I unbutton my shirt." After waking up uber-early and going running, I go to the shower to notice that my back has gone to the "peeling" phase. All the sweat from running had been trapped ( Read more... )