Comments | scottishtongue: Meme: Assassinator of Time

scottishtongue

Meme: Assassinator of Time

Jul 06, 2006 11:13

Taken from voodoodollyiii, some of it looks like part of the one legionexists filled out ( Read more... )

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queensnags July 6 2006, 20:01:09 UTC

"Jake's Sparsely Lit Shop of Pointy Objects in Odd Places"

Have my babies. The Beatles reference didn't hurt either.

No thanks, I'm full... scottishtongue July 6 2006, 20:24:35 UTC

Sorry, another sarcastic latina who enjoys Beatles references beat you to it. Notice the lack of repressed sexual tension?

Re: No thanks, I'm full... queensnags July 6 2006, 21:40:00 UTC

I know... It was a bit tongue in cheek considering your penis can't really birth my babies.

I'm happy you're getting laid, sardonic one.

Re: No thanks, I'm full... scottishtongue July 6 2006, 22:53:11 UTC

Well I'd hope my penis doesn't birth children, that sounds painful.

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astral_flight July 7 2006, 04:37:43 UTC

Hey, I think I've shopped in that sparsely lit joint before. Aside from the entertainment it provides the shop proprietor, the lighting also disguises the shoddy quality and rust on the goods.

scottishtongue July 7 2006, 19:39:37 UTC

Well yeah, it also guarantees return customers. One of the sharp objects is a cure for tetanus. Good luck trying to order it for lock jaw. Worst pointy object merchant EVAR!

legion_exists July 7 2006, 09:33:02 UTC

Please note the underscore and do not let it happen again.

Also in 14 you say that your friend is hanging from his neck in his fucking closet. I have 3 things to say about this.

i) Seeing your friend hanging from his neck is something that I would like to behold as I think it would take a fundamental change in the laws of biology. Grammar pedants unite!

ii) We both know that he is not there as I helped bury the body and am still waiting for my half of the cash.

iii) I would very much like a fucking closet.

scottishtongue July 7 2006, 20:07:31 UTC

Gasp! Underscore my ass, at least I gave you partial credit! "Underscore my ass" was neither a demand nor a window of opportunity.

grammar pendants unite!

That sounds like the worst animated superhero fantasy series that tries to make learning fun EVER!

i) We both know that he is not there as I helped bury the body and am still waiting for my half of the cash.

Yeah, thanks for the fertilizer

iii) I would very much like a fucking closet.

Well, as long as it doesn't become a "walk-in" closet. That'd be awkward...

bellaarabica July 7 2006, 19:37:03 UTC

are you back with kathleen? was that the italian girls name? or is this a different girl with kind of similar hair?

i did some stalking on myspace and there are so many unanswered questions.

you're such an enigma, ian.

scottishtongue July 7 2006, 20:01:42 UTC

EWW EWW EWW EWWW!!!! I haven't spoken to Kathleen since the begining of Feb. when I gave her the boot. She's not on my myspace.

Obviously you didn't myspace stalk sufficiently. Christina, the girl who left the last few comments with the really unflattering pictures is my girlfriend now. There's a funny story behind it, she was at the party I had right before new year's, but we only talked briefly then because I was with Kathleen then. She said she remembers talking to you and Lisa and liking you guys, actually. I ran into her at a friend's party a few weeks ago, we hit it off like nothing I've ever seen. You could have met her if you came to the shore house... bitch. Oh, and she's not Italian, she's Puerto Rican. Kinda similar, though. Kinda like Italian with different food and a far superior butt. You'd like her, we'll have to hang out at some point.