It's a saturday night, I guess that makes it alright...

[scottishtongue]

So I dreamed last night that I had an insatiable appetite for Ramens and masturbating. I'm not particularly fond of either, and I'm not in a situation where I should be fond of either. I was on a house boat being chased by someone I didn't recognize but claimed to be my auntie and that I should be ashamed of myself for not recognizing her more so

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[astral_flight]

And I thought I had weird dreams. I hate when I dream about work. It's bad enough I have to show up....it's even worse when it invades my dreams.

[scottishtongue]

Ugh, I know. I hate when I dream about going to work and being late, then I wake up and I realize I hit the snooze bar and didn't go to work and now I'm an hour late, so now it's like I have to wake up twice and go to work twice and get dirty looks for being late twice.

[inanejourneyman]

totally unrelated..to this, but...
in favor of my hearing/vision
do me a favor, a throw a penny into the wildlife fund of
"snap me the the fucking break of your slimjim comments"' for fear of not having any sences by my next birthday...as a tag along to your last comment. Dude really, if i needed anymore negativity id just continue waking up.

[scottishtongue]

...deer in headlights on an overpass...

Wait, what?

Stop being online, I've been calling your house for like, half an hour now and your cell is dead. Bah, I'll just drive over and complete the John Cusack movie.

[voodoodollyiii]

WHoever she is, I say she must be a lucky girl....you must keep her laughing all day long, and that is just the coolest thing!!!! You're the only LJ person that actually makes me LOL (der huh huh huh) with almost every entry!

[scottishtongue]

Yeah, I love to make her laugh. Especially when I bind her up in chains to the wall and whip her with heated bamboo sticks while making witty comments insulting her mother's cooking. She retorts by inserting slightly dulled fish hooks into the head of my penis while giving a sardonically innocent account of a charming childhood tale.

[astral_flight]

Dude...you crack me up. You should do stand up. I'm sorta buzzed right now...but I would have laughed anyways.