✿二十五

[scentofbauhinia]

So, a friend of mine has put on weight. What should he do to get rid of it? [ahh the tried and tested friend method, again. yeah, he knows it's not gonna work.]

...You know, without actually cutting back on what he eats in the slightest or exercising any more than usual. [yeah, he's motivated] They are fond of those parasitic worm diets in my house-

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who was fone

[pinkplumblossom]

...A friend.

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah.

...A friend.

[pinkplumblossom]

Your friend is going to have a hard time keeping his weight down if he's not willing to change his diet and exercise habits.

[scentofbauhinia]

Well, what if my friend doesn't usually put any weight on and this is just a one time thing?

He shouldn't have to change his diet that much, right......

B

[glared]

[ Kanda needs someone to fix his hair because when the mailman took parts of it, the ends are all... jagged and gross. He enters, glares at everything, points to the ends of his hair and... ]

Fix this.

Re: B

[scentofbauhinia]

[oh, a cranky guy. these are quite amusing.

with long, bishounen-y hair. he is probably used to cutting this kind because of China's or something. sob. he shrugs and nods.]

...Sure. [fetching some scissors, blah, blah, whilst glancing at the terrible ends curiously.]

Did you try cutting it yourself with a hedge trimmer or something?

[glared]

No. The damn mailman just... made it like this.

[ Hand waving motion that is supposed to indicate his head. ]

[scentofbauhinia]

Oh. Trade for something you wanted back?

[He's heard of eyes and limbs being taken but fff hair.

he starts dividing the hair into sections and whatnot and takes hold of one to start cutting] ...It's easily fixable anyway. It'll just be a little shorter for a while.

phone

[supersizedpower]

Oh.

Well...maybe he's already trying to lose it?

[scentofbauhinia]

He only ate five bagels for breakfast this morning instead of six, if that's the kind of thing you mean.

[supersizedpower]

...He did?

He usually has cereal...but he's cut down on burgers, you know?

You didn't have to make a public phone call. It's kind of embarrassing...for the friend...

[scentofbauhinia]

I think he misses having McMuffins for breakfast actually.

...Are we talking about the same friend?

A

[peonymarket]

[why is teacher in your house? why is he standing behind you? why is he pinching dat flab? the world may never know]

Re: A

[scentofbauhinia]

[DAT FLAB IS NONEXISTENT

j-just makes a slightly disgruntled, mildy horrified noise] ...What was that for?

[peonymarket]

Gaining weight, I see!

[scentofbauhinia]

No. There's nothing there.

Also these are wrong. [just

chucks the scale out the window

discretely. if that's possible]

B is for B

[b_as_a_criminal]

[is your coworker eating a slice of fucking delicious looking cake on his break?

Yes, yes he is.

It is chocolate with gooey caramel and candy bits and cream cheese frosting. IT IS SO MOIST AND DELICIOUS CAN YOU TAKE IT?!

He probably does this every day.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[staring

quite blatantly

not at you, AT THE CAKE OF COURSE....

he is not drooling, yet]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[feels

your eyes

on his cake

slow turn]

[scentofbauhinia]

[doesn't blink]

.......That looks good.