[Hong Kong's first day at his new job as a banker. Yes, being a barber was interesting, but this is relevant to his interests and much more of the kind of thing he's used to.

In other words: money.

You can find him in his office at the bank, wearing what is probably a horribly expensive suit. Which he's wearing in a rather obvious triad-esque fashion ( Read more... )

So, a friend of mine has put on weight. What should he do to get rid of it? [ahh the tried and tested friend method, again. yeah, he knows it's not gonna work.]

...You know, without actually cutting back on what he eats in the slightest or exercising any more than usual. [yeah, he's motivated] They are fond of those parasitic worm diets in my house-

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