✿二十五

[scentofbauhinia]

So, a friend of mine has put on weight. What should he do to get rid of it? [ahh the tried and tested friend method, again. yeah, he knows it's not gonna work.]

...You know, without actually cutting back on what he eats in the slightest or exercising any more than usual. [yeah, he's motivated] They are fond of those parasitic worm diets in my house-

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b for bahahahaha

[lotuslife]

Xin chào, béo! ['hello, fatty!' Quick Vietnamese lesson: in northern Vietnam, calling someone béo is actually considered affectionate and endearing. yeah. I don't even know. so she thinks she's just gently making fun of you but feel free to take it ridiculously personally.] I'm here to solve your- ah- your friend's problems.

[scentofbauhinia]

[ftfggtftfgg FFFUUU] ...My friend doesn't need any help thanks.

And I'm busy anyway. [YEAH THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS AT THE MOMENT..]

[lotuslife]

[pinching the skin around your hips, looking bizarrely China-like] Aaah, it is a big problem...

[scentofbauhinia]

[i-iyaaan

THERE IS BARELY ANYTHING THERE] It isn't...

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[decadenzas]

[visiting at work!!

and bringing you a cake to snack on isn't he the most thoughtful person. yes he did see you staring at that scale in the morning.]

I've just come to drop something off to help you get through the day.

[scentofbauhinia]

[blank Hong kong stare of judgement]

...How thoughtful.

[already popping a hand on his shoulder and attempting to steer him and his evil cake back out of the door again fff. DON'T BOTHER DAD WHILE HE'S WORKING.]

[decadenzas]

[hahaha good luck with that, babby isn't budging at all. in fact, he is attempting to steer HK instead whilst shoving the cake at him insistently.]

Don't work yourself too hard. You should take a break right now and enjoy a snack.

[scentofbauhinia]

[stupidly strong babby :|]

...I'll just have an apple. [DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT INWARDLY PAINS HIM TO SAY THAT]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Because all your co-workers need to torment you. Harley's eating an ice cream cone while she talks.]

So you're the new guy, huh?

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah, I guess.

[OH GOD WHY

staring of course]

...What flavour is that?

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh? Oh this. Chocolate chip.

[scentofbauhinia]

...That's... One of my favourites.

...And the mint chocolate chip stuff. That's good too. [totally still staring at it sob]

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[nonconsplay]

Who knows? It's really a pain to deal with. *You may have seen your waifu on those same scales, Hong Kong.*

[scentofbauhinia]

...This has never happened to me before. I eat what I like. [lmao just to make you feel envious waifu]

[nonconsplay]

You mean... you've never had to watch what you eat before?

[scentofbauhinia]

[...he shakes his head]

Nope. Never. No matter how much I eat, it's usually fine.

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[micronational]

[oh did you want to go in here? look he can be a little gentleman when he wants to, he's holding the door open while sucking down some DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKING FRENCH FRIES]

[scentofbauhinia]

[EYING DEM FRIES

sh-shakes his head]

...No. It's okay.

I'm just looking.

[micronational]

[MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH they are delicious they just changed the oil and everything fresh and crispy and hot]

Looking at what? The menu's inside.

[scentofbauhinia]

Just. Looking... At the building, you know...

...Are those fresh ones? [sob the fastfood connoisseur can tell just by looking]