✿二十五

[scentofbauhinia]

So, a friend of mine has put on weight. What should he do to get rid of it? [ahh the tried and tested friend method, again. yeah, he knows it's not gonna work.]

...You know, without actually cutting back on what he eats in the slightest or exercising any more than usual. [yeah, he's motivated] They are fond of those parasitic worm diets in my house-

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[crazyclownwoman]

[Because all your co-workers need to torment you. Harley's eating an ice cream cone while she talks.]

So you're the new guy, huh?

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah, I guess.

[OH GOD WHY

staring of course]

...What flavour is that?

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh? Oh this. Chocolate chip.

[scentofbauhinia]

...That's... One of my favourites.

...And the mint chocolate chip stuff. That's good too. [totally still staring at it sob]

[crazyclownwoman]

It's one of the best. I like cotton candy better but I didn't see any there.

[scentofbauhinia]

...I haven't had cotton candy in a long time...

Wonder if there's anywhere that would sell it here. [yeah forget the diet for the moment gdit]

[crazyclownwoman]

...I dunno.

We should go look!

[scentofbauhinia]

Good idea.

We should get quite a few bags of it and keep it back there. [points to one of the back staff rooms

snacking at work. BIGGEST PRIORITY]

[crazyclownwoman]

That would be awesome!

[Bestest priority you mean.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[filling the back room with cotton candy, hong kong this is not conducive to dieting

BUT WHATEVER]

...We have a break in a sec right? I'm pretty sure there's a store that sells it pretty near here. [they might need a wheelbarrow or something to carry it all back in but you know]

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh yeah. We kinda break whenever we want here really. Nobody really minds.

Oh and every once an a while Vince and I dye some of the droney peoples hair with Kool-Aide if you ever get bored.

[scentofbauhinia]

Kool-Aide, huh...

I've tried using food colouring before. But not that. I'll keep it in mind.

[crazyclownwoman]

It's easier to get.

Plus the drones never notice so it's not like we get in trouble for it.