Comments | sbertie: I started summer school today. Meh.

sbertie

I started summer school today. Meh.

Aug 06, 2007 17:04

I had lunch with this woman who I've been really close friends with for a long time, and while I truly do love her to death, sometimes her attitude about certain things drives me crazy. I actually hear my own voice in my head ordering me to JUST SMILE AND NOD. She was complaining about being single and how hard it is to meet men and I was just ( Read more... )

i thought it was hilarious, totally justified outrage, los angeles, photos: misc, just an update

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asweetdownfall August 7 2007, 00:24:01 UTC

o, I was at the Beverly Center, and - HOW did I not know about this before?!?! - the security guards? WERE ON SEGWAYS.

LMAO. That is just..OMG. Priceless.

I don't blame Frances for being a plushie pervert. :P

sbertie August 7 2007, 00:27:53 UTC

I totally lolled. BOTH TIMES.

I don't blame Frances for being a plushie pervert. :P
WHATEVER YOU'RE ALL SICKOS!!! lol, i kid, even with a 10 plushie you all have SOME kind of boundaries.

lmao, omg, she's gonna be so mad at me for that thing. lol, maybe she won't see it.

kaskait August 7 2007, 00:38:13 UTC

Dildos attached to Plush animals. Thank you for scarring my brain. XD

How could I live without you S?

sbertie August 7 2007, 01:10:39 UTC

LMAO SERIOUSLY! lol, I think I would need about 2 bottles of gin poured directly into my skull to wash some of the mental pictures out!

And, probably a lot better! lol, at least with less scarring!

noisyevergleam August 7 2007, 00:40:43 UTC

lols @ the plushies. i couldn't decide on a favorite part to copy and paste here.

its a shame it hasn't been updated since 1999.

sbertie August 7 2007, 01:12:20 UTC

lol, I've been laughing MY ASS OFF at that thing. I would have just ended up c&p the whole damn page.

AND I KNOW! Wtf is up with that? you'd think there'd be like, breakthroughs in the faux-fur industry that would have warrented an update!

ladybluestar August 7 2007, 00:43:14 UTC

Completely agree about your friend. Sheesh...
Segways are amusing.

sbertie August 7 2007, 01:14:10 UTC

lol, but don't you hear that all the time? It's sooooo annoying to me. It's ALMOST up there with people who are overweight NOT because they eat too much. NO. THEY HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM. lmao, whatever.

omg, whenever I see a guy on a segway just rollin on the sidewalk, I totally giggle. But to see it in the parking structure? with security guards? WEARING AVIATERS? LMAO.

goldy_dollar August 7 2007, 01:04:54 UTC

Oh. Oh, god. You are like TEN times more twisted than I could ever be.

*will probably never show face around LJ ever again*

sbertie August 7 2007, 01:16:44 UTC

lol, I thought you were going to be soooo mad at me! BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY I COULDN'T HELP IT I SWEAR!! lol, though, on reflection, your 10 Plushie? A GOLDMINE I SWEAR. We can sell them in the store next to my canadian gravy fries restaurant.

(and give it a decade or so. you'll be plenty twisted by the time you're my age! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

goldy_dollar August 7 2007, 01:35:10 UTC

lol, though, on reflection, your 10 Plushie? A GOLDMINE I SWEAR.

WELL. That's what I was thinking before you went and made it all... twisty.

We can sell them in the store next to my canadian gravy fries restaurant.

This is either the crackiest or the most genius idea I've read all day.

sbertie August 7 2007, 02:23:30 UTC

WELL. That's what I was thinking before you went and made it all... twisty.
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A GOLDMINE!! lol. I'm so smart that my crack is genius.

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