I started summer school today. Meh.
I had lunch with this woman who I've been really close friends with for a long time, and while I truly do love her to death, sometimes her attitude about certain things drives me crazy. I actually hear my own voice in my head ordering me to JUST SMILE AND NOD. She was complaining about being single and how hard it is to meet men and I was just
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let's see... it all depends of the person... you know that. And women are totally shallow too. hahaha
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No, I'm talking about SLOPPY MESSY men/women. And I'd really like to meet the person who's TURNED ON by a slovenly mess, lol. "oh god! You're dressed in such unflattering clothes! And your hair needs to be brushed! SO HOT!" lol, I mean, SOME VERY VERY FEW people are so stunningly gorgeous that it really doesn't matter how they present themselves. But for the rest of us? CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF THAT PONYTAIL. lol, I may be shallow, but I'm honest.
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One question out of subjet...do you know Richard Cheese?
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plushie is to give it a good thorough combing.
So THAT'S what I need to do!
*laughs*
And, OMG... MANPRIS!! That's friggin' priceless!! That goes right up there with my favorite line from a movie this year:
"I'm not the one dressed up like a chollo on Easter."
OH YOU PERV!!
There's a commercial on right now for Luvs, and there's a baby running up to a giant teddy bear, climbing over it, then BOUNCING on it, and all I can think of is damn plushies!!!
Sick sick sick...
And so, now that you've seen rentacops on Segways, is it making you rethink your career options? 'Cause man... Segways!
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I totally lolled when I saw that you spelled cholo with two l's. that's like, what, cho-yo? HAHAHHA omg, YOU'RE THE WORST MEXICAN EVER.
And I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. The unflattering uniform maybe totally offset by the segway factor. But maybe you have to work your way up to being a segway guy? Like, I'd have to start by monitering bathrooms or something?
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LOL
Yes, I am indeed the worst Mexican EVER!
(I'm a coconut baby... brown on the outside and OMG-white on the inside!)
As for manpris, they're only that length now because the original 'shorts' where riding so low on guys' fat asses. Guess they just decided to run with it. Scary that it's lasted this long.
I remember when the the one-strap overall look was in (also in manpri length, oddly), along with the white t-shirt. We went to a Cinco de Mayo festival, and my Mom and I were like, "Man, I hope we don't lose your brother, 'cause how would we describe him? 'Yes, we're looking for a short Mexican guy, wearing overalls, with his hair slicked back with Tres Flores!'"
That was about 70% of the crowd that night!
LOL
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I mean, I'm not saying women should go out all tarted up and ready for business. But I think that if they truly do want to attract someone, then they might want to avoid making "looking like crap" their signature style.
Truer words never spoken. And I'm being completely serious. One thing you probably forgot to add: I think one should always look at least somewhat presentable, not for the sake of the three-legged gender but for the sake of self respect.
Oh, and I'll pretend I didn't see that image. I will also pretend I did not click on that link. I will definitely deny that I laughed out loud. I am dignified that way. BAD SONJA!!! *shakes her finger at you*
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But you DID lol, right? HAHAHAH I mean, how could you NOT? That's some of the most unintentionally funny shit I've seen in a long time!
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aye ayee!! \o/ i totally agree with you on this. LOL
First: Why does THIS disturb me so much?
Well... you'r not the only one... Õ.ô
ZOMG @ the plushieness. @_@ LOLZ
I remembered a CSI episode, it was crazy. But fun.
but no, i'm no plushie perv. XDD
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LOL
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