I started summer school today. Meh.

[sbertie]

I had lunch with this woman who I've been really close friends with for a long time, and while I truly do love her to death, sometimes her attitude about certain things drives me crazy. I actually hear my own voice in my head ordering me to JUST SMILE AND NOD. She was complaining about being single and how hard it is to meet men and I was just

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[goldy_dollar]

Oh. Oh, god. You are like TEN times more twisted than I could ever be.

*will probably never show face around LJ ever again*

[sbertie]

lol, I thought you were going to be soooo mad at me! BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY I COULDN'T HELP IT I SWEAR!! lol, though, on reflection, your 10 Plushie? A GOLDMINE I SWEAR. We can sell them in the store next to my canadian gravy fries restaurant.

(and give it a decade or so. you'll be plenty twisted by the time you're my age! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

[goldy_dollar]

lol, though, on reflection, your 10 Plushie? A GOLDMINE I SWEAR.

WELL. That's what I was thinking before you went and made it all... twisty.

We can sell them in the store next to my canadian gravy fries restaurant.

This is either the crackiest or the most genius idea I've read all day.

[sbertie]

WELL. That's what I was thinking before you went and made it all... twisty.
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A GOLDMINE!! lol. I'm so smart that my crack is genius.

[demosthenes91]

You know, I saw the post earlier today about Plush 10, but not even me, in my oh so OBHTF way, thought to push it to this level.

Sonja... you're my porn hero!

*laughs*

And Goldy... you're just... TWISTED!!! *hugs*

Twisted rules!

[sbertie]

Sonja... you're my porn hero!
It should sadden the world that this makes me so happy.