[OOC] The Sexy-Off

May 10, 2017 10:41

One day, Lelouch received a strange voicemail...

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Re: I FOUND HIM WITH A SHIRT ON I WIN savior_zero May 12 2010, 15:36:26 UTC
Really now, sleeping? That's the best you can do? There's nothing regal in sexy sleeping pics; in fact it's quite embarrassing.

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Oh, it'll end - AS SOON AS YOU SURRENDER! thievesnsteves May 19 2010, 19:02:44 UTC
Hey, you try living underground without any functional electronic entertainment systems. You'll be singing a different tune then, Ted. A dirge of misery and woe. Whilst I serenade the world with my triumphant victory song!

You're even more of a dick in person, you know that? Congratu-friggin-lations. And I stand by what I said before: Photoshop is a sissy program, and only REAL men need apply to this SEXY-OFF, punk!!!


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Re: Oh, it'll end - AS SOON AS YOU SURRENDER! savior_zero May 25 2010, 03:15:58 UTC
Muscles? I knew it, you're as bad as Suzaku! There's no need for muscles when you have the most important muscle-- YOUR BRAIN! That's right Egyptian boy, I bet you didn't think of that?

And you know what happens when you get a brain? You get very creative with your outfits! AND YOU LOOK DAMN GOOD WEARING THEM!!!


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WHOA, WAITASECOND! How'd you clone yourself? :O thievesnsteves May 25 2010, 04:07:54 UTC
You only say that because you don't have muscles. Besides, everybody knows only nerds and other losers stress the importance of a brain. Not that I don't have one. In fact, I'm brilliant. Flawless, even.

IN ALL REGARDS.


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Motorcycles don't count as accesories? savior_zero May 26 2010, 02:27:15 UTC
You really need to get with the twenty-first century. Take a bunch of photos of yourself in lots of different outfits. Edit them together into one photo. Boom!

I don't know where you get these "fangirls" you keep talking about, though there is a Lelouch fanclub at my old school. (And I, uh... "dated" almost every girl on campus...)


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Motorcycles count as EVERYTHING. They are just THAT AMAZING. thievesnsteves May 26 2010, 04:25:34 UTC
Oh, so you're a regular Casanova, huh? Well, how come you managed to get through a whole campus of girls? Couldn't any of them stand you for very long? I'll bet not, you friggin'....frig.

My fangirls, on the other hand, can never get enough! They have never even met me, and they never will. So they must squander their lives writing bad fanfiction and posting as me in silly picture battles on the Internet with their best friends, deluding themselves into a dreamworld occupied by only them and myself! This does ruin their lives and those of everyone who comes in contact with them, but hey, I'm a villain. Nothing wrong with a little ruination here and there

Behold now, the source of this tremendous power!


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What is with the girly hair? ARE YOU A GIRLY MAN??? savior_zero May 30 2010, 01:48:31 UTC
You can't get creative on your own? You have to copy me? AND POORLY AT THAT?

My "fangirls" love me so much that they all wanted to date me, and I couldn't say no! (There's still a waiting list for the next few years actually, if what my associate tells me is true.) But, I mustn't keep them waiting, right?


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Yes, actually. What's your point? Doesn't make me any less sexy. thievesnsteves June 5 2010, 02:17:06 UTC
oh hey i have a swimsuit just like that no fair

...Your fangirls are sick. Sicker than most fangirls already are, that is. And that's pretty *EFF*ing sick.

I mean, eat you?! EAT YOU?! Is that supposed to be sexy?! You look like one of those cows with the billboards from Chik Fil A. Except they don't want you to eat them but somebody else instead. BUT THE CONCEPT IS THE SAME. (also, what the hell are they supposed to eat anyway? Look at you. You could stand a trip to Chik Fil A to eat some poultry slathered in hot oil yourself.)

Clearly you need someone to inform you how a come-hither look is properly done.


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