[OOC] The Sexy-Off

May 10, 2017 10:41

One day, Lelouch received a strange voicemail...

marik, ooc

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Yes, actually. What's your point? Doesn't make me any less sexy. thievesnsteves June 5 2010, 02:17:06 UTC
oh hey i have a swimsuit just like that no fair

...Your fangirls are sick. Sicker than most fangirls already are, that is. And that's pretty *EFF*ing sick.

I mean, eat you?! EAT YOU?! Is that supposed to be sexy?! You look like one of those cows with the billboards from Chik Fil A. Except they don't want you to eat them but somebody else instead. BUT THE CONCEPT IS THE SAME. (also, what the hell are they supposed to eat anyway? Look at you. You could stand a trip to Chik Fil A to eat some poultry slathered in hot oil yourself.)

Clearly you need someone to inform you how a come-hither look is properly done.




There. Now I have shown you. DO NOT MISUSE THIS POWER! For it is extremely potent. Like ammonia. Only sexy.

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