WHOA, WAITASECOND! How'd you clone yourself? :OthievesnstevesMay 25 2010, 04:07:54 UTC
You only say that because you don't have muscles. Besides, everybody knows only nerds and other losers stress the importance of a brain. Not that I don't have one. In fact, I'm brilliant. Flawless, even.
IN ALL REGARDS.
See that? Accessorizing with yourself is just desperate. Whereas I have the ultimate expression of rebellious sexuality! You don't want to know how many fangirls have had to be hospitalized after seeing my motorcycle! It makes that episode of Pokémon with the Porygon seizures seem positively tame! And that was a strange episode.
Speaking of strange, cloning yourself? Who do you think you are, that guy from the second Star Wars movie? (Or was it the fifth? HOW THE FRICK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COUNT IF THEY WERE RELEASED OUT OF ORDER?! The sucky one. Yes. Though Bakura would probably want me to be more specific.)
Motorcycles don't count as accesories?savior_zeroMay 26 2010, 02:27:15 UTC
You really need to get with the twenty-first century. Take a bunch of photos of yourself in lots of different outfits. Edit them together into one photo. Boom!
I don't know where you get these "fangirls" you keep talking about, though there is a Lelouch fanclub at my old school. (And I, uh... "dated" almost every girl on campus...)
Motorcycles count as EVERYTHING. They are just THAT AMAZING.thievesnstevesMay 26 2010, 04:25:34 UTC
Oh, so you're a regular Casanova, huh? Well, how come you managed to get through a whole campus of girls? Couldn't any of them stand you for very long? I'll bet not, you friggin'....frig.
My fangirls, on the other hand, can never get enough! They have never even met me, and they never will. So they must squander their lives writing bad fanfiction and posting as me in silly picture battles on the Internet with their best friends, deluding themselves into a dreamworld occupied by only them and myself! This does ruin their lives and those of everyone who comes in contact with them, but hey, I'm a villain. Nothing wrong with a little ruination here and there
Behold now, the source of this tremendous power!
Do you see what I did there? I copied the whole come-hither, over-the-shoulder pose thing you had going, but I didn't need the bondage to make it work. Also I still have muscles and you still don't. Ha ha ha ha-ha~.
What is with the girly hair? ARE YOU A GIRLY MAN???savior_zeroMay 30 2010, 01:48:31 UTC
You can't get creative on your own? You have to copy me? AND POORLY AT THAT?
My "fangirls" love me so much that they all wanted to date me, and I couldn't say no! (There's still a waiting list for the next few years actually, if what my associate tells me is true.) But, I mustn't keep them waiting, right?
Yes, actually. What's your point? Doesn't make me any less sexy.thievesnstevesJune 5 2010, 02:17:06 UTC
oh hey i have a swimsuit just like that no fair
...Your fangirls are sick. Sicker than most fangirls already are, that is. And that's pretty *EFF*ing sick.
I mean, eat you?! EAT YOU?! Is that supposed to be sexy?! You look like one of those cows with the billboards from Chik Fil A. Except they don't want you to eat them but somebody else instead. BUT THE CONCEPT IS THE SAME. (also, what the hell are they supposed to eat anyway? Look at you. You could stand a trip to Chik Fil A to eat some poultry slathered in hot oil yourself.)
Clearly you need someone to inform you how a come-hither look is properly done.
There. Now I have shown you. DO NOT MISUSE THIS POWER! For it is extremely potent. Like ammonia. Only sexy.
IN ALL REGARDS.
See that? Accessorizing with yourself is just desperate. Whereas I have the ultimate expression of rebellious sexuality! You don't want to know how many fangirls have had to be hospitalized after seeing my motorcycle! It makes that episode of Pokémon with the Porygon seizures seem positively tame! And that was a strange episode.
Speaking of strange, cloning yourself? Who do you think you are, that guy from the second Star Wars movie? (Or was it the fifth? HOW THE FRICK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COUNT IF THEY WERE RELEASED OUT OF ORDER?! The sucky one. Yes. Though Bakura would probably want me to be more specific.)
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I don't know where you get these "fangirls" you keep talking about, though there is a Lelouch fanclub at my old school. (And I, uh... "dated" almost every girl on campus...)
Love to see you beat that.
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My fangirls, on the other hand, can never get enough! They have never even met me, and they never will. So they must squander their lives writing bad fanfiction and posting as me in silly picture battles on the Internet with their best friends, deluding themselves into a dreamworld occupied by only them and myself! This does ruin their lives and those of everyone who comes in contact with them, but hey, I'm a villain. Nothing wrong with a little ruination here and there
Behold now, the source of this tremendous power!
Do you see what I did there? I copied the whole come-hither, over-the-shoulder pose thing you had going, but I didn't need the bondage to make it work. Also I still have muscles and you still don't. Ha ha ha ha-ha~.
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My "fangirls" love me so much that they all wanted to date me, and I couldn't say no! (There's still a waiting list for the next few years actually, if what my associate tells me is true.) But, I mustn't keep them waiting, right?
Gotta give them what they want.
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...Your fangirls are sick. Sicker than most fangirls already are, that is. And that's pretty *EFF*ing sick.
I mean, eat you?! EAT YOU?! Is that supposed to be sexy?! You look like one of those cows with the billboards from Chik Fil A. Except they don't want you to eat them but somebody else instead. BUT THE CONCEPT IS THE SAME. (also, what the hell are they supposed to eat anyway? Look at you. You could stand a trip to Chik Fil A to eat some poultry slathered in hot oil yourself.)
Clearly you need someone to inform you how a come-hither look is properly done.
There. Now I have shown you. DO NOT MISUSE THIS POWER! For it is extremely potent. Like ammonia. Only sexy.
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