Some weeks ago at Mike's house, the Sailor Jerry & Coke tasted like marshmallow to me ( Read more... )

"He has a friend who says she's an 'orgasm donor'".

"At first I thought she said she's interested in orgasm dinners."

"But in fact she only wants to provide the orgasm and leave. I came to the conclusion she must be a prostitute"

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"Two!"

"Higher."

"Ace!"

"Yes. I knew you would guess that just to be annoying!"

Quotations From Chairman Milton
http://www.reason.com/news/show/118175.html
The argument has always been made that the trouble with capitalism is that it’s materialistic, while collectivism can afford to pay attention to the nonmaterial. But the experience has been the ( Read more... )

USA is now more than 5% communist counting state and municipal employees.

And the law is criminal.

Usually I narrate my journal entry mentally, and then I kill it softly. Recollection is not fun--I do not want to recollect. I just want to write. But writing gets done always when my mind is clear, and my mind is never clear if I am plowing it through a thick muddy recording medium. Always I have wished for a true recording device, not a canvas ( Read more... )

Lauren and I dashed to Publix because the only thing left to drink in my house, was canned Coca-Cola, and she tired of it after two glasses, and I avoid cans because Chad Perrin installed that paranoia plug-in in me. Also, it really does taste differently from a can than from a more neutral material. In line at Publix, Star implies that Lindsay ( Read more... )

The government looks out for us by forcing prices to be higher than necessary ( Read more... )

read this
http://www.rationalmind.net/archives/2005/07/25/nasa-rant/

I twist and drag each tiny, golden pollen grain from the spine of an Oak sporophyll1 onto vague foliage-patterned white bedsheets pecked with divots from sleep, speckled with these dead babes of trees ( Read more... )

"To be interested in too many things is not conducive to professional advancement in the sciences today. You can’t write a general Ph.D. dissertation. You have to pick something very specific. What does happen from time to time is that you’ll have one scientist working on a very specific problem in one field, and another working on what seems to be ( Read more... )