some cunt in the registrar's office just emailed me to say that I'm a credit short of graduating, which is a complete and utter lie. i bitch-slapped her through email into next thursday; quote "i refuse to spend more time and money at this institution". there ain't nothing gonna keep me from leaving here free and clear in may. nothing.

"In the Age of Too Much Nothing", my Ginsberg-inspired rant on our generation, has made it past the first cut for inclusion in an anthology on America, how America is viewed, whatnot. good news, but we'll see if it makes it into publication (and if i get my first paycheck for a poem ( Read more... )

i cannot believe heath ledger is dead. why couldn't it have been britney spears?

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I'M GETTING PUBLISHED!!!

harry potter and the crying room, west meets west, and martin luther king jr day are all going to be published in a journal called use/usage.

oh man, i never thought i could actually do it.

so the other day i was in the albert heijn (grocery store) by my house and i was listening to music on my headphones and i took them off while the lady was scanning my stuff and i was listening to "turn back time" and totally rocking the cher and all the people around could totally hear it and i think they were laughing at me. it was embarassing, ( Read more... )

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my mother found a book on my uncle's shelf entitled

the college man's roadtrip guide to all women's colleges :  WHERE THE GIRLS ARE TODAY

it was published in 1984 and is the most ridiculous shit i've ever read.

re mills it says:  "the san francisco area has plenty in the way of culture, and surrounding campuses, especially UC Berkeley, offer a good ( Read more... )

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i think that the entire bush administration should be forced to sit down and watch about twelve hours of maury. maybe then it'll actually hit them what the constant oppression and active campaign of maintaining ignorance in poor america is doing. one woman had had EIGHT different paternity tests and none of them were the father. maybe none of ( Read more... )