Fic Roundup: 2003-2005
Last one, I swear. And hey, if you haven't read it, it's new to you.
2003
Harry Potter
Pre-LJ:
The Miranda Silver Saga (Self Insert/OMC, K+, 8198 words, at fanfiction.net)
God, this is a bad story. Let's just not talk about it.
Triptych (Snape/Hermione, Snape/OFC, NC-17, 6683 words, at Restricted Section)
God, this is a worse story. Let's just not talk about it.
Soon, and Very Soon (Rodolphus/Bellatrix, M, 258 words, at fanfiction.net)
You know, the title of this is from a Southern Baptist hymn. I wonder if anybody else noticed.
In the Darkness (Trelawney/Sorting Hat, K+, 732 words, at fanfiction.net)
Fuck you, I stand by this pairing.
His Beautiful One (Voldemort/Bellatrix, K+, 425 words, at fanfiction.net)
I'm starting to worry about me with all this Bella/Voldy stuff. It sounds like a cry for help to me.
As imnotsatan:
Illegal in Several States (IDKWTF)
Generator fic: "The apocalypse will come when Voldemort's wand and Hayley fall in love at 12 Grimmauld Place with Hermione's blessing." Yeah.
As sabinelagrande:
Dark as Hell, Black as Night (Snape/Bellatrix, PG, 870 words)
Shakespeare flavored. First post at sabinelagrande.
Only Natural (Bella/Narcissa, R, 394 words)
Oddly enough, one of the very few times I have used first person narration.
2004
Harry Potter
The Cemetery (Andromeda/Regulus, Andromeda/Ted, PG-13, 1084 words)
I made myself cry. For niav at the Black Ficathon.
Guy Fawkes Day (Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, PG-13, 218 words)
A challenge from beaux.
Strike One (Gen- Bella, PG)
diagonally related (y'know, from before it exploded into a wankacane).
I've Got a Little List (Harry/Ron, Harry/Ginny, R, 264 words)
This story still makes me laugh.
The Good Son (Gen- Sirius and Regulus, PG-13, 1111 words)
I'm not sure when it became headcanon that Sirius's mother was an alcoholic. For niav at the Black Ficathon.
Getting It (Sirius/Remus, R, 1006 words)
Yes we can has fluff.
Revenge (Narcissa/Stan Shuntpike, PG-13, 151 words)
Yeah, IDKWTF either. For stanthe_man.
When the Time Is Right (Sirius/Remus, NC-17, 1324 words)
Aww, that was back when I was all hand-wringy and apologetic about writing about boys fucking. For shadowenmagic.
De la Paix (Antonin/Bellatrix, PG, 555 words)
diagonally related (from after it exploded into a wankacane). For slasheuse.
No Accidents (Tom/Hermione, NC-17, 3024 words, at Restricted Section)
To date, the only thing I've ever collaborated on, which is kind of sad. Cowritten with nowhiteflag.
hp100 drabbles:
Resort Challenge:
Teasing (Gen- Sirius and Remus, G)
Switch (Gen- Bella and Sirius, PG)
Living a Lie (Gen- Crabbe and Goyle, G)
Brutally Mocking the POA Movieverse:
Hogwarts, No History; Stockholm Syndrome; Expecto... (Gen- Hermione and Snape, G; Hermione/Snape, PG; Harry/Lupin, PG-13)
Poof (Gen- ...a bird, PG)
I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty; An Unfamiliar Face (Gen- Lupin's boggart, PG; Gen- Harry, Stan Shuntpike, and Gary Oldman, G)
Rendevous; An Accident (Minerva/Cornelius, PG; Gen- Colin Creevey, G)
Stories from the Inside (Andromeda Black, G-R)
Prelude; Shadow of the Vampire (Gen- Andromeda, Bella)
Lemon Juice (Lucius/Narcissa)
Like a Movie (Gen- Sirius)
An Old Story (Andromeda/Rastaban)
The Price of Dissent (Gen- Regulus)
Born at the Right Time (Lucius/Narcissa)
Monster (Bellatrix/Rodolphus)
Postlude (Andromeda/Ted)
Lord of the Rings
As Strange as News from Bree (Gen- Aragorn, G, 432 words)
I do love that outsider perspective, don't I?
Back to Front (Aragorn/Eowyn, Eowyn/Faramir, PG, 296 words)
I take it back; I used to write a lot of first person back in the day.
Cowboy Bebop
Landslide (Jet/Faye, PG-13, 552 words)
Strangely, my favorite Bebop fic I've written.
Drunk (Spike/Faye, R, 816 words)
There goes that first person again. I like getting my characters hammered for some reason.
Not about Heidegger, but Wine (Spike/Jet, PG-13, 544 words)
Slash with a side of RENT. Again with the drinking.
The Whole Story (Vicious/Gren, PG-13, 529 words)
For shadowenmagic, who bet me that Bush would win that year's presidential election. At least something good came out of it.
The Late Spike Spiegel Blues (Spike/Faye, Spike/Julia, PG-13)
A Sunday Kind of Love
No Turning Back
Dream a Little Dream of Me
Dead Man Blues
What'll I Do
Love Me Till The Sun Shines
Right Place, Wrong Time
It Could Be Sweet
Hellsing
Five Forty-Five (Gen- Walter, PG, 200 words)
Walter as a vampire, back before Walter's vampiration was canon.
Heathen Monsters (Gen- Anderson, G, 200 words)
Full of orphans and DAAAWWW.
Trouble (Integra/Anderson, PG, 165 words)
I am extremely silly.
Master of What Is Mine Own (Alucard/Integra, R, abandoned WIP)
Courtesy
Entertainment
Idle Hands
Cambridge
2005
Cowboy Bebop
Thirty Kisses (Spike/Faye, plus other pairings noted)
Judas: Act I (Faye/Vicious)
Seguedille et Duo
Cigarette
In Medias Res (Spike/Faye/Julia)
Looking
Seeing (Spike/Julia)
Distraction
Protocol
Vignette
Green (Jet/Faye)
Santa Elena
Superstar
The Smoking Section
Night Walk
Judas: Act II (Faye/Vicious)
Candy from a Baby
Message (Spike/Julia)
Defence (Faye/OMC)
Love The One You're With
Harry Potter
Dinner Party (Sirius/Bellatrix, R, 200 words)
We love Blackcest. For shadowenmagic.
Stockholm Syndrome (Voldemort/Bellatrix, R, 574 words)
Does this pairing even need a non-con warning?
Reason (Filch/Draco, PG-13, 138 words)
Y'all, IDEK. For luckiemonky, who, I just want you to know, specifically requested this pairing.
Hellsing
Or If They Do, Deride (Walter/Seras, NC-17, 2500 words)
Sigh. OTP 4 lyf, y'all. For rosehiptea at fandom_charity.
Forgiveness (Anderson/Integra, PG, 640 words)
Volume 6 missing scene fic. I always meant to expand this story; now I can't remember why I didn't.
Artistry (Gen, PG-13, 133 words)
Maxwell with a side of Thrawn. For blue_mew at bloody_shorts.
Theatre (Pip/Seras, PG-13, 100 words)
The Major with a twist of Kill Bill. For dreadnot's borrowed lines challenge.
Shifting (Gen, PG, 133 words)
Examining Zorin's tattoos.
Gone (Walter/Seras, PG, 421 words)
Death fic for Walter. Still possibly one of the best things I've ever written. For rosehiptea.
Dominance (Heinkel/Integra, R, 137 words)
Finally, some girlslash. For quatre_vingts.
Smallville
Two Fools (Lex/Lana, PG, 274 words)
Baby's first Smallville fic, sprinkled with pepperjack cheese.
Benighted (Gen, PG, 666 words)
Clark meets Batman. For vampirehunter85.
Symphony
Part I, Part II (Lex/Lana, PG-13, 392/681 words)
A pair of companion pieces that would end up expanding into my first real 'verse.
Fairy Tales
Blanche Neige et les sept hippies (Blanche Neige/OMC, PG, 545 words)
A modernization(ish?) of Snow White. Originally a (highly successful) attempt to make my French teacher giggle. In French, with English translation.
Discworld
The Game (Gen, PG, 166 words)
Death comes for Granny Weatherwax. For dreadnot.
Big O
The Rule (Roger/Dorothy, R, 100 words)
Seriously, best pairing ever. For gunstreet_girl.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Three (Obi-Wan/Padme, Anakin/Padme, PG-13, 734 words)
This was originally supposed to be a three part series, wherein Padme was kind of a manipulative bitch. That never ended up coming to pass.
Tenchi Muyo
No Need for Dalia (Tenchi/Self Insert, Ryoko/Aeka, G, 549 words)
A repost of some really horrifically bad fic I wrote when I was like, 14.
Good Omens
Practically Perfect (Crowley/Aziraphale, PG, 200 words)
Shameless, shameless fluff.
Askewniverse (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Christmas In Prison (Jay/Justice, PG-13, 316 words)
I inadvertently stepped on a landmine with this fic; I had no idea the fandom hated Justice quite so much. I still think Jay's letter is hilarious. For j_crew_guy's Askew Christmas.
RPF
Seventy-Three Minutes (beaux/Clay Aiken, G, 100 words)
I seriously don't even know.
2003
Harry Potter
Pre-LJ:
The Miranda Silver Saga (Self Insert/OMC, K+, 8198 words, at fanfiction.net)
God, this is a bad story. Let's just not talk about it.
Triptych (Snape/Hermione, Snape/OFC, NC-17, 6683 words, at Restricted Section)
God, this is a worse story. Let's just not talk about it.
Soon, and Very Soon (Rodolphus/Bellatrix, M, 258 words, at fanfiction.net)
You know, the title of this is from a Southern Baptist hymn. I wonder if anybody else noticed.
In the Darkness (Trelawney/Sorting Hat, K+, 732 words, at fanfiction.net)
Fuck you, I stand by this pairing.
His Beautiful One (Voldemort/Bellatrix, K+, 425 words, at fanfiction.net)
I'm starting to worry about me with all this Bella/Voldy stuff. It sounds like a cry for help to me.
As imnotsatan:
Illegal in Several States (IDKWTF)
Generator fic: "The apocalypse will come when Voldemort's wand and Hayley fall in love at 12 Grimmauld Place with Hermione's blessing." Yeah.
As sabinelagrande:
Dark as Hell, Black as Night (Snape/Bellatrix, PG, 870 words)
Shakespeare flavored. First post at sabinelagrande.
Only Natural (Bella/Narcissa, R, 394 words)
Oddly enough, one of the very few times I have used first person narration.
2004
Harry Potter
The Cemetery (Andromeda/Regulus, Andromeda/Ted, PG-13, 1084 words)
I made myself cry. For niav at the Black Ficathon.
Guy Fawkes Day (Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, PG-13, 218 words)
A challenge from beaux.
Strike One (Gen- Bella, PG)
diagonally related (y'know, from before it exploded into a wankacane).
I've Got a Little List (Harry/Ron, Harry/Ginny, R, 264 words)
This story still makes me laugh.
The Good Son (Gen- Sirius and Regulus, PG-13, 1111 words)
I'm not sure when it became headcanon that Sirius's mother was an alcoholic. For niav at the Black Ficathon.
Getting It (Sirius/Remus, R, 1006 words)
Yes we can has fluff.
Revenge (Narcissa/Stan Shuntpike, PG-13, 151 words)
Yeah, IDKWTF either. For stanthe_man.
When the Time Is Right (Sirius/Remus, NC-17, 1324 words)
Aww, that was back when I was all hand-wringy and apologetic about writing about boys fucking. For shadowenmagic.
De la Paix (Antonin/Bellatrix, PG, 555 words)
diagonally related (from after it exploded into a wankacane). For slasheuse.
No Accidents (Tom/Hermione, NC-17, 3024 words, at Restricted Section)
To date, the only thing I've ever collaborated on, which is kind of sad. Cowritten with nowhiteflag.
hp100 drabbles:
Resort Challenge:
Teasing (Gen- Sirius and Remus, G)
Switch (Gen- Bella and Sirius, PG)
Living a Lie (Gen- Crabbe and Goyle, G)
Brutally Mocking the POA Movieverse:
Hogwarts, No History; Stockholm Syndrome; Expecto... (Gen- Hermione and Snape, G; Hermione/Snape, PG; Harry/Lupin, PG-13)
Poof (Gen- ...a bird, PG)
I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty; An Unfamiliar Face (Gen- Lupin's boggart, PG; Gen- Harry, Stan Shuntpike, and Gary Oldman, G)
Rendevous; An Accident (Minerva/Cornelius, PG; Gen- Colin Creevey, G)
Stories from the Inside (Andromeda Black, G-R)
Prelude; Shadow of the Vampire (Gen- Andromeda, Bella)
Lemon Juice (Lucius/Narcissa)
Like a Movie (Gen- Sirius)
An Old Story (Andromeda/Rastaban)
The Price of Dissent (Gen- Regulus)
Born at the Right Time (Lucius/Narcissa)
Monster (Bellatrix/Rodolphus)
Postlude (Andromeda/Ted)
Lord of the Rings
As Strange as News from Bree (Gen- Aragorn, G, 432 words)
I do love that outsider perspective, don't I?
Back to Front (Aragorn/Eowyn, Eowyn/Faramir, PG, 296 words)
I take it back; I used to write a lot of first person back in the day.
Cowboy Bebop
Landslide (Jet/Faye, PG-13, 552 words)
Strangely, my favorite Bebop fic I've written.
Drunk (Spike/Faye, R, 816 words)
There goes that first person again. I like getting my characters hammered for some reason.
Not about Heidegger, but Wine (Spike/Jet, PG-13, 544 words)
Slash with a side of RENT. Again with the drinking.
The Whole Story (Vicious/Gren, PG-13, 529 words)
For shadowenmagic, who bet me that Bush would win that year's presidential election. At least something good came out of it.
The Late Spike Spiegel Blues (Spike/Faye, Spike/Julia, PG-13)
A Sunday Kind of Love
No Turning Back
Dream a Little Dream of Me
Dead Man Blues
What'll I Do
Love Me Till The Sun Shines
Right Place, Wrong Time
It Could Be Sweet
Hellsing
Five Forty-Five (Gen- Walter, PG, 200 words)
Walter as a vampire, back before Walter's vampiration was canon.
Heathen Monsters (Gen- Anderson, G, 200 words)
Full of orphans and DAAAWWW.
Trouble (Integra/Anderson, PG, 165 words)
I am extremely silly.
Master of What Is Mine Own (Alucard/Integra, R, abandoned WIP)
Courtesy
Entertainment
Idle Hands
Cambridge
2005
Cowboy Bebop
Thirty Kisses (Spike/Faye, plus other pairings noted)
Judas: Act I (Faye/Vicious)
Seguedille et Duo
Cigarette
In Medias Res (Spike/Faye/Julia)
Looking
Seeing (Spike/Julia)
Distraction
Protocol
Vignette
Green (Jet/Faye)
Santa Elena
Superstar
The Smoking Section
Night Walk
Judas: Act II (Faye/Vicious)
Candy from a Baby
Message (Spike/Julia)
Defence (Faye/OMC)
Love The One You're With
Harry Potter
Dinner Party (Sirius/Bellatrix, R, 200 words)
We love Blackcest. For shadowenmagic.
Stockholm Syndrome (Voldemort/Bellatrix, R, 574 words)
Does this pairing even need a non-con warning?
Reason (Filch/Draco, PG-13, 138 words)
Y'all, IDEK. For luckiemonky, who, I just want you to know, specifically requested this pairing.
Hellsing
Or If They Do, Deride (Walter/Seras, NC-17, 2500 words)
Sigh. OTP 4 lyf, y'all. For rosehiptea at fandom_charity.
Forgiveness (Anderson/Integra, PG, 640 words)
Volume 6 missing scene fic. I always meant to expand this story; now I can't remember why I didn't.
Artistry (Gen, PG-13, 133 words)
Maxwell with a side of Thrawn. For blue_mew at bloody_shorts.
Theatre (Pip/Seras, PG-13, 100 words)
The Major with a twist of Kill Bill. For dreadnot's borrowed lines challenge.
Shifting (Gen, PG, 133 words)
Examining Zorin's tattoos.
Gone (Walter/Seras, PG, 421 words)
Death fic for Walter. Still possibly one of the best things I've ever written. For rosehiptea.
Dominance (Heinkel/Integra, R, 137 words)
Finally, some girlslash. For quatre_vingts.
Smallville
Two Fools (Lex/Lana, PG, 274 words)
Baby's first Smallville fic, sprinkled with pepperjack cheese.
Benighted (Gen, PG, 666 words)
Clark meets Batman. For vampirehunter85.
Symphony
Part I, Part II (Lex/Lana, PG-13, 392/681 words)
A pair of companion pieces that would end up expanding into my first real 'verse.
Fairy Tales
Blanche Neige et les sept hippies (Blanche Neige/OMC, PG, 545 words)
A modernization(ish?) of Snow White. Originally a (highly successful) attempt to make my French teacher giggle. In French, with English translation.
Discworld
The Game (Gen, PG, 166 words)
Death comes for Granny Weatherwax. For dreadnot.
Big O
The Rule (Roger/Dorothy, R, 100 words)
Seriously, best pairing ever. For gunstreet_girl.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Three (Obi-Wan/Padme, Anakin/Padme, PG-13, 734 words)
This was originally supposed to be a three part series, wherein Padme was kind of a manipulative bitch. That never ended up coming to pass.
Tenchi Muyo
No Need for Dalia (Tenchi/Self Insert, Ryoko/Aeka, G, 549 words)
A repost of some really horrifically bad fic I wrote when I was like, 14.
Good Omens
Practically Perfect (Crowley/Aziraphale, PG, 200 words)
Shameless, shameless fluff.
Askewniverse (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Christmas In Prison (Jay/Justice, PG-13, 316 words)
I inadvertently stepped on a landmine with this fic; I had no idea the fandom hated Justice quite so much. I still think Jay's letter is hilarious. For j_crew_guy's Askew Christmas.
RPF
Seventy-Three Minutes (beaux/Clay Aiken, G, 100 words)
I seriously don't even know.