GONNA GO KILL SHIT.

LEAVE A MESSAGE, FUCKERS.

( Filtered to Aizen and the arrancar; hackable to Kabuto. )

HEY BITCH, I found a place for a fight. It's a huge, fucked up mountain. So be there tonight. Seriously, you can't miss the place.

And you, uh -- what was your name -- Saix? Yeah yeah, once I finish with Rebbie, I got you next.

SO.

I forget how many of you fuckers wanna fight me. And I don't blame ya, because who wouldn't wanna bear witness to the fuckin' awesome that is me?

Anyway, remind me or somethin', cause I can only remember that Rebbie bitch.

THIS IS FUCKIN' AWESOME.

.. So I wake up this morning and there's a fuckin' skyscraper in the middle of motherfuckin' Hueco Mundo ( Read more... )

AND NOT BEING AN ARRANCAR.

1. NO MORE BLOWJOB DUTY! FUCK YES.
2. Fucking awesome sparring partners. They say I got like, hardly any of this reiatsu shit, but I got enough chakra and genjutsu knowledge to match those bastards and not die again.3. Crazy fucking awesome sex ( Read more... )

Gotta say, these coats are pretty fuckin' comfortable. I'm almost glad Grimmjow tore my clothes the fuck up, because I'm startin' to like this new look. An' since I don't have any giant holes to hide like the rest of you bastards, I'm wearin' mine open.

Startin' to learn more about this place - 'bout hollows, the arrancar, espada, and their queen ( Read more... )

Life's been pretty interestin'. I've been hanging out in Hueco Mundo for a while with Il Forte and Grimmjow, an' some other bastards I can't remember the names of.

Their leader's such a prick, what the fuck! Bastard--NO ONE ignores Tayuya. I'll fuck him up, shit!

And who's that little bitch he keeps bringin' here?

Whatever, I'm hungry. Tayuya

I'm so FUCKIN' BORED.

FUCK YOU GUYS

I'M GETTING BURRITOS

Where the fuck is this Hueco Mundo place anyways?