TOP 5 PERKS OF LIVING IN HUECO MUNDO.
AND NOT BEING AN ARRANCAR.
1. NO MORE BLOWJOB DUTY! FUCK YES.
2. Fucking awesome sparring partners. They say I got like, hardly any of this reiatsu shit, but I got enough chakra and genjutsu knowledge to match those bastards and not die again.
3. Crazy fucking awesome sex.
4. THEY'VE GOT THE BEST UNDERLINGS TO PICK ON. HEY, HEY, ULQUIORRA: STOP MY BREATHING AND SLIT MY THROAT!
5. Actually, there're only four reasons so far. Food here sucks because it's all pizza and chinese take-out. WHAT FUCK, GUYS. NO WAIT. I got one: Evil is just way fucking better.
.. food still sucks though.
... I am so fucking bored.
1. NO MORE BLOWJOB DUTY! FUCK YES.
2. Fucking awesome sparring partners. They say I got like, hardly any of this reiatsu shit, but I got enough chakra and genjutsu knowledge to match those bastards and not die again.
3. Crazy fucking awesome sex.
4. THEY'VE GOT THE BEST UNDERLINGS TO PICK ON. HEY, HEY, ULQUIORRA: STOP MY BREATHING AND SLIT MY THROAT!
5. Actually, there're only four reasons so far. Food here sucks because it's all pizza and chinese take-out. WHAT FUCK, GUYS. NO WAIT. I got one: Evil is just way fucking better.
.. food still sucks though.
... I am so fucking bored.