TOP 5 PERKS OF LIVING IN HUECO MUNDO.

[ruffmelody]

AND NOT BEING AN ARRANCAR.

1. NO MORE BLOWJOB DUTY! FUCK YES.
2. Fucking awesome sparring partners. They say I got like, hardly any of this reiatsu shit, but I got enough chakra and genjutsu knowledge to match those bastards and not die again.3. Crazy fucking awesome sex

Comments

[greenblue_mania]

YOU KNOW WHERE THERE IS GOOD FOOD?

India. They don't eat cows, but that doesn't mean the food is bad. The names are hard because I don't talk Indian that great, because I kinda get the words mixed up. Have you ever done that, like gotten blue and yellowmarineshoe misplaced? There was this one time that I was with a little girl and I was showing her colors you have never seen before, but when I went away, I don't think she was happy anymore, so I gave her lots of puppies of different colors to play with.

I don't see what's so special about cows. They're the worst at tag.

[ruffmelody]

.. so, what the fuck are you on, and where cna I get some of that shit?

Cows are awesome. I ate one totally raw once, but the fatass hogged the most of the god damned thing. Doesn't matter though; genjutsu'd his ass into thinking he was melting and took my share of the shit, then left.

[greenblue_mania]

...I was on a doggy before.

RAW? WAS IT MOVING?

I ate chocolate that was moving once, but that was 'cause Dream didn't like that i was makin' the little chocolate people do bad things.