...all them new-fangled toys...

[ruddystampede]

[[Filtered to staff]]

Somebody help me.

Where do textbooks come from again...?

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I think I've got the hang of all these settings at last! There's just one very, very important question.

Will this journal get me free donuts?

Comments

[charmed_my_ass]

I could make you doughnuts when I get back to school.

[ruddystampede]

You can make donuts?!? Be still, my heart! *&spaz*

Are you one of my new students? Plzplzplz

[charmed_my_ass]

Haha yes I can make them, they aren't too hard. I love to cook!

What are you teaching again?

[ruddystampede]

If you make me donuts, I will be ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. *chuckles* You know what's funny? In all these years, I never really learned to cook. There just seemed to be so much else to do!

Divination! I wanted Herbology, but Dumbledore insisted. I still don't know why.....

[b_abyshark]

I wish it gave out free donuts!

[ruddystampede]

It really should give out free donuts! I wonder if there's a charm to use....

..Hey, you're really, really chipper today! That ice cream must have done you good!

[b_abyshark]

Maybe... It sounds like something the castle would do to people.

Oh, that was Agito. I'm Akito but yeah the ice cream was really good.

[ruddystampede]

..Why would the castle do anything? *little does he know....*

That's AMAZING. You sound so much alike! Well, I'm glad he took my advice after all! He's going to have fun this year too, I guarantee it!

[k_atara]

I could go for a doughnut right now... I'm already growing sick of all the fish.

[ruddystampede]

..fish?

[k_atara]

*Sighs* It's basically all we have up in northern Canada...

[ruddystampede]

REALLY? You live in Northern Canada? I was there a few decades years ago! Whereabouts?

[esprit_decorps]

Donuts?

[ruddystampede]

Round pieces of fried dough with sugary glaze and a hole in the middle so you can twirl them around your finger! *starry eyes*

[esprit_decorps]

......This guy is a teacher?

[ruddystampede]

"This guy?" "THIS GUY??" WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? CAN'T A MAN LIKE DONUTS IN PEACE!?

[spacethief_vala]

You know, I never quite figured out where to get textbooks either. So I just didn't assign any!

[ruddystampede]

R-really? Wow, I wish they'd done that when I was in school....

Are you.... an angel one of my fellow teachers?~

[spacethief_vala]

Ugh, there is just so much work involved with being a teacher here, might as well cut out things that only complicate it further.

Why yes I am. I'm Vala. Vala Mal Doran. I teach Ancient History. And you are?

[ruddystampede]

*whiiiiiines* Aw, is there really that much work involved? In any case, I like the way you think!

AH I KNEW IT I'm the new Divinations teacher -- *realizes he doesn't exactly have an alias* -- erm, Valentinez Alkalanella Zihag-shushi la Boheretz, but you can call me Vash!

[[YES BUT IT'S A TOTALLY MANLY WHINE. XDDDD And that isn't even his whole full name... at least, to hear him tell it.]]