I can't FUCKing wait for Quodpot and all the exploding.

I swear that she is trying to fatten us up, and not the way our sister had tried. She just wanted to poke them. Our Mother on the other hand just thinks we're not healthy.

Three extra slices of cake isn't healthy either, regardless of if we're eating for three.

This body isn't pregnant with twins.

I'm so glad that exams are over now. I think I agree with Agito now on this sleeping for the rest of the year ( Read more... )

All you mother FUCKing bitches better start paying up, or in one FUCKing weeks time, I'll be biting off your fingers.

Matthew, if lardo doesn't FUCKing pay up, I'll be taking it out on you.

I got thirty-six galleons that FUCKing says that Ravenclaw wins and Alfred cries in to the FUCKing tits of his poon squad.

Summer break is almost here, which means Quidditch season is coming to an end. Agito was really pleased with the results, he told me that he was going to sleep through the rest of the season. I wish I could poke him while he sleeps. But then I'd be poking myself... and I can't do that while asleep ( Read more... )

Hey, Ali! Go FUCKing suck it, because that's how it's FUCKing done.

Hufflepuff. I'll get to the FUCKing point.

IF WE FUCKING LOSE, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTING ASUKA, WHO IS DEAD, AND FUCKING CHILLING OUT IN HEAVEN, HOPING WE'LL FUCKING WIN THIS MATCH FOR HIM. SO DON'T FUCKING MAKE THE DEAD SAD.

War isn't that interesting unless you can join in and have some fun. I have to say that I got stuck with the boring part of the family, my cousins must be having more fun. Who would have thought there would be boring a boring Varia.

It's time to find something fun to do.

FUCK, I need to find a new chaser for the FUCKing team now.