14; video; Kefka Teaches Sex Ed aka IT'S TIME TO SCANDALIZETROLL THE TOWN

May 19, 2010 19:44

[Kefka adjusts the video so that he can glare it in the eye, his honeyed hair falling over his face and shoulders in long, messy tresses.]Alright, since no one seems to know what they're doing, especially the Gaians, and I never want to explain what a penis is again, this is the open post on HUMAN. BIOLOGY. Sex, bodies in general, whatever! Ask it ( Read more... )

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I have no facepalm icon, yet I must express my exasperation-- brutal_intent May 20 2010, 01:57:32 UTC
and now I must troll you for great justice sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 02:00:18 UTC
Unless Xemnas had you neutered, you should be fine.

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of course! 8| brutal_intent May 20 2010, 03:18:38 UTC
I might ask why you feel it necessary to smear your lack of tact across the network, or why you feel it's even any of your concern... but I believe I already know the answer.

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8D sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:37:10 UTC
You know what I'm surrounded by. Anyone in my position would do the same!

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1stccnplselcie May 20 2010, 02:04:30 UTC
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Umm.... do you always act like this?

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sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 02:06:26 UTC
Only when I am pelted with idiots. It has been raining them for the past few days.

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1stccnplselcie May 20 2010, 02:07:29 UTC
... I see.

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brutal_intent May 20 2010, 03:28:26 UTC
No, this level of mental instability is fairly normal for him.

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[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 02:58:35 UTC
[Kadaj smirks in delight.]

Why do girls have bumps on their chests?

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[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:09:20 UTC
Those contain mammary glands. When women nurse babies, they need to feed them, yes? These glands provide milk to feed the baies.

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[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:10:31 UTC
Mother has them and never fed me milk...

I think-- I think you have no idea what you're speaking of!

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[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:12:06 UTC
Objection! Your mother is an alien! I'm talking about human biology, not alien biology!

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[text] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:51:56 UTC
It's not like I'm going to be talkin about anything depraved. You people are all so stiff about proper biology!

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[video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 16:25:04 UTC
Wohohohoho! Sex is a horrible nasty thing for you, is it?

[So. Amused.]

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[audio] ffffff, don't have a good icon to display her...emotions. xD alwayswithhim May 20 2010, 03:52:33 UTC
[Yeah, the reason why she's on audio is because she is SO RED RIGHT NOW.

Thanks, Kefka. You just broke Kairi's innocent brain.]

...W-What?

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[audio] no doubt xD sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 04:09:21 UTC
Do I need to repeat myself?

[He wishes he had some popcorn. Where did he put the boxes he bought?]

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[audio] ...icon fail. orz alwayswithhim May 20 2010, 04:53:40 UTC
[Kairi yelps just a little. But then she clears her throat...she was good now, yes.]

No, sir. Please don't, sir.

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[audio] np <3 sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 05:14:08 UTC
Then I won't!

I take it you're tuning in to display your displeasure?

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