This is useless. [He moves out of the picture rapidly and there is a loud slam as the book he uses as a mognet device finds the wall at high speed. He calms down a little after this, but it still speaking through clenched teeth to nobody in particular.] All of it...

Mysidia is probably in ruins by now. I should have been there. What's sis going to ( Read more... )

[He's noticably fidgetty and nervous. Did he cause all this? It's likely this is his fault, he did...tempt these things with brick pigs. One hand is wrapped up quite clumsily. Also, he's in his room for once and not at the library.]

There's...things. All over town.

-Young children and anyone inexperienced in combat should avoid leaving buildings ( Read more... )

[Kadaj turns on the video, but all you get is a zipper and wrist. He doesn't do anything at first, just stands there. Then there's a thud as if a wall was punched hard, the materia in his wrist starting to pulse. There's the sound of metal scraping against a scabbard, and a clear and outraged "I've had enough." The door slams and he's gone. If ( Read more... )

[Kefka adjusts the video so that he can glare it in the eye, his honeyed hair falling over his face and shoulders in long, messy tresses.]Alright, since no one seems to know what they're doing, especially the Gaians, and I never want to explain what a penis is again, this is the open post on HUMAN. BIOLOGY. Sex, bodies in general, whatever! Ask it ( Read more... )

[It's really, reeeally obvious from the moment the audio comes on that Zack sounds way too excited for his own good. Any more excitement and he'd grin so hard his face would split in half.]

I'm gonna be a dad!!! Aerith's having a kid! We're gonna be parents!

[If he wasn't so manly, he'd squeal.]

Good evening, Never Was! How's everyone doing? Did you all enjoy the concert?

We sure did! Anyway, I'm sure you're all excited to know who's moving on, right?!

Of course you are! But first, new rules! One: no manhandling the contestants. Or the prizes. Two: No bleeding on anyone.... except on accident, I guess. I think that's everything... ( Read more... )

So...

This place is very much not Cocoon. Did the fal'Cie bring me here or...

[She looks down, and notices that the strange device in her hands is recording.]

I don't remember having this, but... why is it recording?

[You can see her poke around with the thing for a bit. Or her finger tapping the screen, rather.]

[The young man appears on screens as if thrown through a terrible photoshop filter each movement was carefully drawn by hand in ink. He's yet to work out the purpose of the thick book that lies open in his lap - every page is blank and he'd never guess that it's capturing his movements. It captures his voice, too. The words are not only ( Read more... )