Meet me at the Guild Hall. It is time for your test.

[The feed starts off with nothing but black and silence. Perhaps this is a mistaken broadcast and it will end within the next couple of seconds. Maybe. Just maybe. But suddenly there's a loud hiss and the jagged, razor-like teeth of a Dusk Nobody come into view on the screen.]

Right. Just hold it like that.

[The Dusk squeaks before disappearing ( Read more... )

Is that Warrior Guild I've heard about still takin' people?

[There haven't been many Heartless and the Nobodies are hardly a threat. Seems like this is the next best thing.]

[The first thing that comes on the screen following some static is the bladed arm of one Assassin Nobody. It moves slowly, almost lifelessly through the air before disappearing quickly, out of sight, similar to a recoiling snake.]

I told you guys not to play with that.

[There's a voice on the other end and as soon as Axel picks up the mognet the ( Read more... )

So, ok, I thought the afterlife was like more glow-y and shit and not so much like waking up after one hell of a hangover after a night in the Wall Market. I'm not even see through or anything cool like that, what the hell. Come on, how am I supposed to come back to scare the shit out of Reno like this ( Read more... )

Hmmm…so I’m happy to see everything’s back to normal again. Well…as normal as it can be around here, anyway.

[A little bit of a pause, and he looks thoughtful.]

So, what’s this about the guilds? Can anybody tell me what they are, exactly?

[Xemnas's mansion is quiet as if abandoned as the eleven bold citizens of Never Was sneak in to find and seal the keyhole. After breaching the ballroom, the foyer, three hallways and a room full of pretentious art, our band discovers a staircase. One side leads up; the other leads down. After some quick negotiation, a little yelling and a game of ( Read more... )

Alright. I’ve just got one question here. What the shit is going on here? Town’s aren't supposed to just break apart, even if we were still in time compression, and last I checked we weren’t. And what’s with the people here anyway? It’s like walking into some kind of bizarre freakshow and who builds a city around that anyway? I mean, who ( Read more... )

If everything outside of town is constantly changing, why would the Keyhole be there and not within the town itself?

[ The camera is on the edge of the sink, directed up so that whoever is looking can see Rosso looking in the mirror. Her reflection is rather transparent, as if it's working on deciding that no, it doesn't want to be a proper reflection, thanks, but the thing Rosso is currently poking about with is her teeth ( Read more... )