...Wow, it's been rough around here lately.

[A pause.]

Is everyone okay?

[That's what he gets for saying it's been quiet around here, huh?]

[Here's everyone's favorite monkey, and...he's in front of a mirror. He's taking a good, long look at what he got switched into, and he turns around, a little wobbly.

Because guess what?

He has no tail right now.]

...Kuja, do you happen to have my clothes, by any chance?

[He's quiet, before he looks at the mognet device.]

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Hmmm…so I’m happy to see everything’s back to normal again. Well…as normal as it can be around here, anyway.

[A little bit of a pause, and he looks thoughtful.]

So, what’s this about the guilds? Can anybody tell me what they are, exactly?

...This is too weird.

[He has slitted pupils now too, but he's pretty much hiding what else is wrong with him. ]

As if the other stuff that happened here isn't bad enough. [But he did rather like switching bodies.]

What's up with the look outside, anyway? It...doesn't look good.

A carnival, huh?

[Look who's here? Eiko and Namine's disappearances had greatly upset him, but now he's finally moving on. He's standing outside, looking extremely happy to be back in the the warm sun again.]

Now, are there any lovely ladies out there that might want to be escorted by the great Zidane? I can promise you a good time, of course~!

[All that's really seen is a tip of a tail, and table and chair legs. He had dropped the mognet device on the ground, not really caring where the heck it went at this point. The microphone picks up random mumbling to himself, until it finally makes out something:]

...I never found Dagger. She's gone.

And now Mikoto is--

[There's a long silence. ( Read more... )

Has...anyone seen Dagger lately? I haven't seen her in a while...and I'm a little worried. I mean, a good man has to worry about his lady sometimes, right? [There's the sound of him laughing, but it's forced and he knows it.

There's a brief pause on the feed, and there's the sound of a finger tapping on the mognet device.]

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[...Have a very tired looking Zidane.]

...So it's been brought to my attention that I need a hobby. Or brushing up on my skills, one. Any takers?

[Locked to Dagger]

Hey, Dagger. Can you come here? My back hurts still and I think having you around will be the best kind of medicine~!

[/Locked]

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[The feed comes on, obviously from the mognet device falling off of whatever it had been set on. Bare legs are seen, and a little bit of giggling as well. It's like at least someone is happy to be in a different body.]

...These are way bigger than Dagger's!

[The legs show that Zidane's rotating in this body, and then another bout of laughter ( Read more... )

[The screen flickers to life as Zidane is crouched in front of it. He has a slightly troubled look on his face, and he pokes the screen once or twice.]

...Hmm. What is this?

[The screen turns black as he pokes the camera lens a couple more times, and his eyes widen in alarm as the camera starts tilting backwards. He catches it before it falls, ( Read more... )